Drunken Dreams

A/n: One-shot!!! A one-shot of Zazu's dreams…Those Oral-B Brush-ups really work…

Disclaimer: I don't own Zazu, Geo, or any specific alcohol I use.

Drunken Dreams

            "As he lay in his drunken sleep,

            I pray the Lord his soul to keep,

            If he dies before he wakes,

            I pray the Lord his soul to take," Geo said with a glance at the unconscious Zazu.

ZAZU'S POV

Booze, booze around my head

I'm thinking I may be dead.

Grabbing bottles left and right

All the booze to my delight.

Vodka, tequila all so good

Black Velvet, Schnapps can fill my hood.

Whiskey, rum aren't so young.

Daiquiris and margaritas incredibly yum.

Shots and double shots

Hard liquor and soft

Bring it up

To the beginning of the love.

I love Brandy

I love Booze

I love Whiskey

Yes I do.

All of this makes me happy

Being drunk but not to sappy

Booze will be my lover

Now and forever

NORMAL POV

Zazu gave a snort and rolled over, a trail of drool followed him closely. Geo sighed before closing his eyes for a hopefully peaceful sleep.

-Finito

Az: Heh…I spent 2 minutes on this…Flames welcome...

Note: Black Velvet is Canadian Whiskey, vodka goes best with orange juice…and if you take peach schnapps and orange juice, you can make a fuzzy navel. Wow…I sound so alcohol knowing…well…I'm planning on being a lawyer by day, a bar tender by night…

Words for thought: When life gives you limes, grab a tequila and life is set! – Sienna Silva.