In Search for A Sidekick

Or

Crispy Slave Auditions

By: Dreams Are My Reality & Me Gots No Name - of Servant Masters Anonymous



"Welcome gentlemen." --Mel

*Doors slam behind a crowd of men; locking them inside.*

"You have been asked here today *yeah, asked..anyway*, you came here today to audition for the crispy servant position." --Mel

*Ashley Angel raises his hand.*

"Yes, your crispiness?" --Mel

"I thought it was for Super Joey's sidekick..." --Ashley

"Oh...yeah,...that too...anyway, um...Aura~sama, would you like to clarify?" --Mel

"Ok, the deal here is, whether you know it or not, all of you are going to be released to a store where insane fan girls can buy and force you to do their bidding. Mel gets 1st dibs because she bribed the right people. Isn't that right, Xellos?" --Aura

*Xellos teleports in.*

"Yes, Aura~sama..." --Xellos

*Justin Timberlake raises his hand.*

"Yes, O' curly~topped *Nsyncer?" --Aura

"Will we be able to do what your...um...'servant' does?" --Justin

"No, he was born with that. That's why I chose him!" --Aura

*Glomps Xellos.*

**Cough*...Everyone glances at Mel.*

"Now that I have your attention...Yes, Justin, you will be able to do many things. You see, my friend, Link, has a fairy friend named Navi, who can do wonders in the magic abilities department." --Mel

"Ooohhh!" --all bishies

"Speaking of Link, is he here today, Aura~sama?" --Mel

"Lemme check the bishie list." --Aura

*Takes out the scroll. Rolls out all the way to the door.*

"Yep! He's here! It's Link!" --Aura

*Waves like a fan girl.*

*Link, embarrassed, ducks to hide.*

"Oh well...Anyway, hiya babe! Let's continue on now my pretties..." - -Mel