H-TEAM:
Episode One: The Creator.
Chapter one.
- The freaky dude wearing the Majoras mask
(Team song starts to play and a deep male voice starts to talk:)
Deep male voice: Are you in trouble?
Don't you know whom to trust?
You feel followed?
Someone knows were your living?
Do you live in Hyrule?
Or Termina?
If you asked "yes" to any of these questions you should call the H-team, the coolest, hippest and dumbest detective in the Hyrule\Termina area. Just call: 000 000 089,
"Shit!! I just remembered: they don't have a phone!!"
Tuesday. 11.32. The H-Team's secret base, somewhere in the Death Mountains.
(Link sits with his feet's on the desk, Skull Kid is playing with his Action man toy's, Mikau is standing in a corner playing a sad song on his guitar and Darunia is asskickin' a potato-sack hanging from the ceiling. Suddenly a voice is heard.)
Voice: Gamedude to H-Team, Gamedude to H-Team, can you hear me?
Link (jumps of the chair he was sitting on and is now talking to the ceiling): H-Team to Gamedude, we hear you, Roger!
Voice (who is, as you may have understood, Gamedude): Roger? What does he have to do with all this?
Link: Roger, who is Roger?
Gamedude: Roger is… well, actually Me don't know, you were the one that brought this up.
Link: I don't know no Roger, sir.
Gamedude: So who does?
(Everyone looks at Skull Kid)
Skull Kid: Hey, I knew a guy named Roger once, actually one of the four giants is named Roger, their names is: Roger, Ronald, Ralph and Roy, actually…
Link: Oh shut up!! So sir, why did you call us?
Gamedude: Me can't remember, all this talk about this Roger guy made Me forget. Let's see… hmm… ehh… Zelda can't find her panties… nope, (everyone glares at Link) hmm… eh… Rauru has eaten the running man… nope, hmm… Saria has been kidnapped… nope, aha, here it is!! Something weird is going on in the Great bay temple, may you look over the place and see if you can find anything suspicious?
Everyone: Yes sir!!
1 (Great bay temple)
1.1 Link: Well, now we're here, what's the trouble?
1.2
1.3 KA BOOM
1.4
1.5 Darunia: Oh my, where did that come from?
1.6
1.7 KA BANG
1.8
1.9 (The wall gets blown up. Out of the smoke comes a freaky dude that's wearing the Majora's mask)
1.10
1.11 Link: Oh my…
1.12
1.13 Freaky dude wearing the Majora's mask: Oh shut up! Now as I have got what I came here for you don't have to stay any more, MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
2 (A hole appears under the H-teams feet and they fall trough…)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(…they appear in Kakariko village, falling from the sky.)
2.1 Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link : Ouch!! The ground is hard!!
Darunia: Not were I landed, I landed on a soft place…
Link: I'm the soft place, you %$"@=?+!!
Darunia: Oh…
Mikau: Hey dude, that was one hell of a trip. Wonder who that dude was.
Link: Well, I know one thing: I'm hungry!!
Skull Kid: So let's eat!!
3 (Everyone is sitting in a random pub, suddenly the ceiling starts to speak…)
Gamedude: Gamedude to H-team, what the heck are you guy's doing here while a new evil just has appeared!?
Link: Sir, we don't know where he is, how do you suspect us to battle the guy when we don't know were he is?
Gamedude: Well, Me know were he is: He has taken over the Hyrule castle, the super Mario bros is on they way there just right now. You better get moving if you want to get there first. Now get going!! Me want ME people to be there first, not some Italian pasta-eating brothers!!
Everyone: Yes sir!!
Gamedude: Good…
3.1
Episode One: The Creator.
Chapter one.
- The freaky dude wearing the Majoras mask
(Team song starts to play and a deep male voice starts to talk:)
Deep male voice: Are you in trouble?
Don't you know whom to trust?
You feel followed?
Someone knows were your living?
Do you live in Hyrule?
Or Termina?
If you asked "yes" to any of these questions you should call the H-team, the coolest, hippest and dumbest detective in the Hyrule\Termina area. Just call: 000 000 089,
"Shit!! I just remembered: they don't have a phone!!"
Tuesday. 11.32. The H-Team's secret base, somewhere in the Death Mountains.
(Link sits with his feet's on the desk, Skull Kid is playing with his Action man toy's, Mikau is standing in a corner playing a sad song on his guitar and Darunia is asskickin' a potato-sack hanging from the ceiling. Suddenly a voice is heard.)
Voice: Gamedude to H-Team, Gamedude to H-Team, can you hear me?
Link (jumps of the chair he was sitting on and is now talking to the ceiling): H-Team to Gamedude, we hear you, Roger!
Voice (who is, as you may have understood, Gamedude): Roger? What does he have to do with all this?
Link: Roger, who is Roger?
Gamedude: Roger is… well, actually Me don't know, you were the one that brought this up.
Link: I don't know no Roger, sir.
Gamedude: So who does?
(Everyone looks at Skull Kid)
Skull Kid: Hey, I knew a guy named Roger once, actually one of the four giants is named Roger, their names is: Roger, Ronald, Ralph and Roy, actually…
Link: Oh shut up!! So sir, why did you call us?
Gamedude: Me can't remember, all this talk about this Roger guy made Me forget. Let's see… hmm… ehh… Zelda can't find her panties… nope, (everyone glares at Link) hmm… eh… Rauru has eaten the running man… nope, hmm… Saria has been kidnapped… nope, aha, here it is!! Something weird is going on in the Great bay temple, may you look over the place and see if you can find anything suspicious?
Everyone: Yes sir!!
1 (Great bay temple)
1.1 Link: Well, now we're here, what's the trouble?
1.2
1.3 KA BOOM
1.4
1.5 Darunia: Oh my, where did that come from?
1.6
1.7 KA BANG
1.8
1.9 (The wall gets blown up. Out of the smoke comes a freaky dude that's wearing the Majora's mask)
1.10
1.11 Link: Oh my…
1.12
1.13 Freaky dude wearing the Majora's mask: Oh shut up! Now as I have got what I came here for you don't have to stay any more, MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
2 (A hole appears under the H-teams feet and they fall trough…)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(…they appear in Kakariko village, falling from the sky.)
2.1 Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link : Ouch!! The ground is hard!!
Darunia: Not were I landed, I landed on a soft place…
Link: I'm the soft place, you %$"@=?+!!
Darunia: Oh…
Mikau: Hey dude, that was one hell of a trip. Wonder who that dude was.
Link: Well, I know one thing: I'm hungry!!
Skull Kid: So let's eat!!
3 (Everyone is sitting in a random pub, suddenly the ceiling starts to speak…)
Gamedude: Gamedude to H-team, what the heck are you guy's doing here while a new evil just has appeared!?
Link: Sir, we don't know where he is, how do you suspect us to battle the guy when we don't know were he is?
Gamedude: Well, Me know were he is: He has taken over the Hyrule castle, the super Mario bros is on they way there just right now. You better get moving if you want to get there first. Now get going!! Me want ME people to be there first, not some Italian pasta-eating brothers!!
Everyone: Yes sir!!
Gamedude: Good…
3.1
