Right on the Left (Working title): Happy Tree Friends version!
Play by Deadliving
Original Video by Darwinist27
Script by Joe
(A/N: The reason this is like a script is because that is how it is written on my computer)
Scene 1: Flint
At the Community Center, Flippy and Cuddles sit at the Radio system, listening intently.
Radio:
God bless America,
From her Green sky to the Golden sands below,
We protect her, fire, rain or snow,
We'll provide her,
and guide her,
And protect her from the left wing fucks.
Cuddles glares at the radio, indignant by the song they were listening to. He changes it to a different station.
Sie wollen mein herz am rechten fleck, doch,
sie ich dann nach unten weg.
das schlagt das in der Linken brust,
der neiden hat der schlecht gewusst.
Links!
Flippy grits his teeth, and switches the station back. Cuddles changes it again. Flippy reaches for it again, but Cuddles slaps it away. They begin swinging punches and slapping each other.
Cuddles
You damn capitalist!
Flippy
Fucking Commie!
Sniffles comes over, and turns stations to a talk show about aptamers.
Sniffles
Are you two using this?
C+F
Stay the fuck out of this, Nerd!
Sniffles
Eh, I'll take it as a yes.
Sniffles walks over and sits in a chair next to Toothy.
Toothy
What brings you into the lounge, my genial friend?
Sniffles
Eh, Flippy and Cuddles are duking it out over political positions.
Toothy cocks his head to the side puzzled.
Sniffles
(sighs)
It's Communist versus Capitalist.
Toothy gasps, grabs two pens and some paper, and dashes over to the Radio system.
Meanwhile, the fight had escalated as Flippy unsheathed his knife, and Cuddles his slingshot. They both back away, still glaring sinisterly at one another. Toothy jumps in the middle, with the pen and paper.
Toothy
Whoa! The pen is mightier than the sword. *Glances at Flippy* Or Napalm.
Toothy hands them each a pen and some paper.
Flippy
What the hell are we supposed to do with this!?
Cuddles
Yeah, what the right-wing said.
Flippy glares at Cuddles, who returns to glare.
Toothy
Just make some stupid club or something, but if I see you guys anywhere near each other, Splendid will have to get involved!
(Flippy and Cuddles sigh)
Flippy
Well, I guess thinks will be all right now. Leave, Toothy.
Cuddles ( Walking away )
Well, see ya' around Toothy!
Toothy smiles. He nods and leaves Flippy standing alone.
Later
Some Happy Tree Friends gathered around the poster board at school. There were two posters. One read;
Left Club
Join the family club.
Let your hair down,
Let loose.
It's all for one and one for all.
So join the relaxation
The other read;
Right Club
Join in on the festivities.
We offer comforts,
Complement the student council,
That those communists could only dream of.
We sponsor hunting trips,
Trips to amusement parks,
And free food stamps.
Right is right!
Shifty and Lifty glance at each other and snicker. Nutty, Giggles, and Mime 's faces light up with a smile. Flaky and Toothy just stare at the posters bewildered. Toothy knew the rivalry hadn't ended at the Community center.
Review!
Based on Youtube Video 'Before School Musical'.
