Right on the Left (Working title): Happy Tree Friends version!

Play by Deadliving

Original Video by Darwinist27

Script by Joe

(A/N: The reason this is like a script is because that is how it is written on my computer)

Scene 1: Flint

At the Community Center, Flippy and Cuddles sit at the Radio system, listening intently.

Radio:

God bless America,

From her Green sky to the Golden sands below,

We protect her, fire, rain or snow,

We'll provide her,

and guide her,

And protect her from the left wing fucks.

Cuddles glares at the radio, indignant by the song they were listening to. He changes it to a different station.

Sie wollen mein herz am rechten fleck, doch,

sie ich dann nach unten weg.

das schlagt das in der Linken brust,

der neiden hat der schlecht gewusst.

Links!

Flippy grits his teeth, and switches the station back. Cuddles changes it again. Flippy reaches for it again, but Cuddles slaps it away. They begin swinging punches and slapping each other.

Cuddles

You damn capitalist!

Flippy

Fucking Commie!

Sniffles comes over, and turns stations to a talk show about aptamers.

Sniffles

Are you two using this?

C+F

Stay the fuck out of this, Nerd!

Sniffles

Eh, I'll take it as a yes.

Sniffles walks over and sits in a chair next to Toothy.

Toothy

What brings you into the lounge, my genial friend?

Sniffles

Eh, Flippy and Cuddles are duking it out over political positions.

Toothy cocks his head to the side puzzled.

Sniffles

(sighs)

It's Communist versus Capitalist.

Toothy gasps, grabs two pens and some paper, and dashes over to the Radio system.
Meanwhile, the fight had escalated as Flippy unsheathed his knife, and Cuddles his slingshot. They both back away, still glaring sinisterly at one another. Toothy jumps in the middle, with the pen and paper.

Toothy

Whoa! The pen is mightier than the sword. *Glances at Flippy* Or Napalm.

Toothy hands them each a pen and some paper.

Flippy

What the hell are we supposed to do with this!?

Cuddles

Yeah, what the right-wing said.

Flippy glares at Cuddles, who returns to glare.

Toothy

Just make some stupid club or something, but if I see you guys anywhere near each other, Splendid will have to get involved!

(Flippy and Cuddles sigh)

Flippy

Well, I guess thinks will be all right now. Leave, Toothy.

Cuddles ( Walking away )

Well, see ya' around Toothy!

Toothy smiles. He nods and leaves Flippy standing alone.

Later

Some Happy Tree Friends gathered around the poster board at school. There were two posters. One read;

Left Club

Join the family club.

Let your hair down,

Let loose.

It's all for one and one for all.

So join the relaxation

The other read;

Right Club

Join in on the festivities.

We offer comforts,

Complement the student council,

That those communists could only dream of.

We sponsor hunting trips,

Trips to amusement parks,

And free food stamps.

Right is right!

Shifty and Lifty glance at each other and snicker. Nutty, Giggles, and Mime 's faces light up with a smile. Flaky and Toothy just stare at the posters bewildered. Toothy knew the rivalry hadn't ended at the Community center.

Review!

Based on Youtube Video 'Before School Musical'.