Jake: This is my first time writing a story so please forgive me if it's not that great, but trust me I'll do my best!

Naruto:Remeber kids! Never trust a stranger!

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Naruto:You just love using that PBS line don't you?

Jake: I'm still a kid at heart =3

Naruto:Grow up

Jake: You first

Naruto:Gah just get to the story already!

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For The First Time

P.S I do not own does

Naruto:Ahh!

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I sat down at my desk with my head held low in pain. All that was around me was about to be ruined against my will for what like the 150th time this year? Again it made me wonder how the hell I was still alive after going through all this torture that Mazurka Sensei seemed to find hilarious still to this day. A small pat on my shoulder had me jumping I swear about five feet into the air until I turned around to meet the soft brown eyes of my best friend Kiba. At that moment I thought maybe today wouldn't be so bad or at least I thought that until Mizuki finally entered the room with his evil smirk that had me shriveling in fear. The odds were against me in more ways than one, but I wasn't going to bother telling the others since my life were pretty much over as soon as the devil stepped in.

"Hello runts! Today we are having a pop quiz! I hoped you maggots studied during your weekend. This quiz counts for over ninety percent of your grades and could decide what happens in your future, but don't let that get you down."He laughed evilly passing out the papers to everyone. Stopping in front of my desk he slammed the sheets down then glared fiercely."Naruto,try not to screw this one up,i would hate for you to have to repeat my class."

I wanted to reply to that with 'Not as much as I'd hate for you to be my teacher again' But not wanting to get into trouble and have to spend countless hours in detention with the bastard known as Sasuke Uchiha I kept my mouth shut and tried to answer the questions that seemed to be impossible. Hearing the clock tick was frustrating and being the very impatient type I decided to give my friend a poke in hopes of getting a few ,the great Uzumaki Naruto was resorting himself to cheating, but if you had Mizuki as your teacher you would also do everything you could to make sure you're not stuck with him again. Kiba grunted a few answers to each poke I gave him. I grinned to myself seeing that my pop quiz was just about complete with hopefully more than half the questions being given the right answer that is until Mizuki stood back in front of my desk giving me death glares.

"Uzumaki Naruto, and Inuzuka Kiba."

Me and Kiba glanced up in shock.'Shit' We both thought. Sweat drops falling from my face out of humiliation the whole class began to laugh at us.

"I'm sure you two already know what I'm about to say, so pack up your things and get out of my classroom."Mizuke said pointing towards the door.

"Yes sir."We both said at the same time. Grabbing our books and our bags we headed off to the detention room in disappointment.

"Thanks a lot kit! Now because of you my grades are going to drop and my parents are going to kill me!"He growled throwing fists at with my amazingly fast reflexes Kiba was not lucky enough to get one single blow off me.

"Yea?Well you didn't have to give me the answers!"I shouted back at him. We always got each other in trouble and I was always amazed at how we could beat each other to a pulp and still remain friends. Things like this just worked
in strange ways ya know.

"I wouldn't be a good friend if I ignored you while you were having the worst time ever."Kiba sighed. I smiled at my best friend slapping a hand on his shoulder

"And this is why I love you so many dudes."We both faked cried and hugged each other tightly.

"I love you too man!"We both laughed at each other while still in each other's hold

"This is like a chick flick."I teased him sticking a tongue out. He just let go and playfully hit my shoulder.

"Don't even go there."

"No"I bent down over the lockers in defeat with another river of fake tears flowing down my tanned cheeks."And I thought we were so close too! Even though you have rejected me I will never give up these warm feelings I have for you."After a few seconds passed I finally got a hit on the head from the annoyed Kiba.

"What the hell are you going on about? If this is another attempt to get into my pants it's not working."

"It's not that I'm trying to get in your pants,it's more like I'm trying to get you out of them."I gave him a sexy smile that just made him even more pissed off.

"Whatever man let's just hurry up to detention."Kiba rolled his eyes at my playfulness and he swore to himself that he was going to make me pay for it.

Feeling like my back was burning as I stepped in the room I turned around facing none other Sasuke Uchiha who kept sending death glares towards me 'Heh,it's a good thing looks can't kill. 'I silently laughed to myself as me and Kiba sat in our seats.

"Why are you here?"Sasuke said coldy,his glare getting even more intimidating if possible.

"I got in trouble dumbass or else I wouldn't be in here."I retorted.

"Just keep your mouth shut dobe."

"Same goes for you teme."

Ignoring the rest of the glares the now pissed off Sasuke sent me I turned around and saw the confused look Kiba gave me.

"What?"I asked now just as confused as he was.

"Is there something going on between you two that I don't know about?"Kiba asked glancing over at the annoyed Uchiha then back to me.

"Come again?"I asked in disbelief with an eyebrow raised and my mouth wide open making me look like a complete idiot. Something going on between me and him? Just what had Kiba been smoking lately to think something like that? Maybe Kiba was on some kind of medical drug and now he was making up weird that was my way of rationalizing my friend's weird thoughts or else I'd have to take him to the doctors to make sure his brain was
still working correctly.

"Never mind just forget it."Kiba slumped down in his chair looking to be lost in thought.

"Forget what now?"I asked innocently and Kiba smiled poking my forehead with his index finger

"Exactly."I gave out a soft chuckle as his finger made contact.

"Any ideas on what we're going to do tonight?"I asked playing around with my pencil

"Ideas that wouldn't land us in jail?"I shrugged my shoulders at that question.

"Yeah I got nothing."Almost everything we did together got us in trouble without meaning to. Sometimes our get together would end up in a friendly blood battle and to all those who caught us would contact the police sending us to spend a few nights in jail which felt like a mental hospital with all the screaming that could be heard from the other jail mates. Kiba and I would just laugh at their immaturity and lucky for us they were in different cells or else we would be torn limb from limb until they were satisfied.

"Movies?"Kiba raised an eyebrow in suggestion

"If kissing is involved I'm all for it."I flinched after receiving another blow to the head.

"I'm not a closet pervert."

"So that means you have finally realized your feelings for me and came out of the closet?"

"Very funny Naruto."

"I do my best."I said giving him a sly smile.

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~After school at the movies~

"What movie do you want to watch?"Kiba asked looking over at all the movies that were playing today.

"A movie that shows some kick ass moves, blood spilling and of course it has to have a happy ending."

"What about Marley and me?"Kiba just loved to watch movies that had cute little puppies in them. I swear the guy had an obsession with them and when I say obsession I mean it.

"Did you hear a word I said?"I asked looked at me confused at what I was talking about.

"What did you say again?"I gave myself a face palm at Kiba's ignorance. There were times when Kiba could be very smart and there were times he could be even dumber than me, if possible, and this happened to be one of those times.

I coughed clearing my throat.

"I said...I...Want...To...Watch...A...Movie...That shows..Some kick ass moves..Blood spilling..And of course it has to have a happy ending."Repeating myself slowly so the idiot could understand what I was saying to him.

Giving me the 'I'm not stupid look' he snorted then said.

"Whatever let's just pick a movie already before the theatre closes."

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I snuggled myself back into my bright orange blanket I couldn't stop myself from remembering what Kiba had earlier back in detention.

'Is there something going on between you and Sasuke?'

I mean seriously how someone could think something of me that way and with another guy at that. I mean yeah I joke around with Kiba, but that doesn't make me gay and especially not for the prick Uchiha Sasuke. And even if I had thought of Sasuke that way the relationship would never work out. Just think how it would be to kiss a bastard like him..And no! Grabbing my head my hands threatening to pull my beautiful golden hair out from the roots. There was no way I could be thinking about how it would feel like to kiss the prick. Just no way!Damnit I am going to get Kiba back for this even if it kills me.

"He's my best friend best of all best friends."I heard my annoying neighbor sing off key pissing me off beyond belief.

"Damnit Kiba if you don't shut your god damn mouth right now you won't have a best friend!"I screamed at him kicking the walls, but he just wouldn't keep his mouth shut.

"Oh hey you should get a best friend too."

"Ahh!Kiba I am having a mid life crisis here and your horrible singing isn't making it any better!"

"Want to talk about it?"

"Not to the person who started this whole mess!"

"Jeez Kit calm down."Yes as best buds me and Kiba are we even had nicknames for eachother.I called him Kibsnbits 'Bits part means insulting his manhood. You know the whole balls thing as in saying they were small...Get it?'And he called me Kit short for Kitsune meaning fox because of my whisker marks on my cheeks.

"Just be quiet and let me get some sleep."I said groggily letting sleep take over and hopefully make me forget everything that had happened today.

"Night Kit."I heard Kiba say before I was fully out.

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Jake: Please leave a review whether you liked it or not, and if you have any tips or ideas =)

Naruto:Review begger

Jake:Atleast I'm not a uke

Naruto:Oh come on! Let me have some dignity here!

Jake: Never

Naruto:Damn closet pervert

Jake: I'm not a closet pervert

Naruto:Whatever

Jake: I'm a proud closet pervert

Naruto:Even worse!Ahh!

Bye Bye!

Naruto:No don't leave! For gods sake someone help me!