legolas by william- A tribute to the worst LOTR fanfic ever. No arguments.
One day Legolas was riding in the forest and found a baby whaped in colth and it was crying and sad and Legolas said, "who left you in the woodsandtodie?" so he piked the babby up and it stoped crying and Legolas said "your name will be William Ungerstein Fmerigo" and he took them to the castle of Milkwood where he said, "Father mother I found a baby in the woodsandtodie" and his mother said, "we are going to keep him" and the father said "yes you will" and ten years later Legolas went to Williams rom and said, "hello william" and william said "hello Legolas" and Legolas said, "what are you doing" and william said, "I am writing fanfiction" so legolas striped him and bet him and inected posion into him and said, "don't write fanfiction" and so william cried and went to the dark lord in Mondor who said "who are you?" and William said "I am William Ungerstien Fmerigo and I was bet and striped and injected posion into me by Legolas because I wrote fanfictions" and the dark lord said "Yes you did" and then he was the Dark Lord's son so he wrote fanfiction and then one day the dark lord died and so he became the new dark lord and then ruled Mondor, but then Legolas was riding in the forest and found a baby whaped in colth and it was crying and sad and legolas said, "who left you in the woodsand to die" and piked the baby up and said, "Your name will be Laura" and took her back to the castle, Ten years later Laura died, and then the Dark Lord took Milkwood castle and injected posion into Legolas and lived happily ever after but then one day Laura's ghoast appeared and said, "stop injecting posion into people!" so the Dark Lord injected posion into her with a tube of posion and then the orks striped her and bet her and then injected more posion into her and she died as a ghost and was dead forever and all was ruled by the Dark Lord William of Mondor, and so he found the Hourai Elixr and lived forever and everyone was happy in his dark realm of Mondor and then he was happy aswell, but the Gandlaf and Strdiiiiir appeared and treid to figth him, but he injected them with Posion and had the orks stripe them and bet them and inject them wiht posion and they died and William killed Frodo and Sam and the Fellowship of the Ring and all was happy with William of Mondor at the top of the social ladder, and forever and ever was the amount of time he ruled the place for forever and ever and it went on for a while.
