The Voldemort Whilly-Nillies
By: DangerMouse
sung to the tune
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
by Paul Henning
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Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a boy named Tom,
He was a magic kid 'cause he had a witchy mom.
His daddy, well he wasn't, so he sent him far away,
And Tommy, he decided that'd he'd kill them all one day.
Evil he is,
Unforgivable curses,
Slytherin guy.
Well the next thing you know, young Tom's an evil man,
He killed his muggle family and that's where it all began.
He raised a wicked army and designed a neat tattoo,
Had to change his name, 'cause, well, "Tommy" wouldn't do.
Voldemort he is,
The Dark Lord,
You-Know-Who.
Well, he was doing pretty good and great fame he acquired
'till he shot a spell at Harry and it totally backfired.
He seemed to disappear that day, we hoped that he was dead,
Instead he just attached himself to the back of Quirrel's head.
Getting better, that is,
Not quite dead yet,
Really pissed off.
Y'all run away now, you hear?
~The End~
