A/N: I have the musical "Chicago" on the brain right now, and this song came to me – and again, it is based on Stephanie Simpson from "Being The Oldest" and "Being The Slave". I am still writing "Being The Slave", but I just wrote this and wanted to put it up first. It's basically about Stephanie's ambitions, sang to the tune of the "Chicago" song "Roxie". The lines about isle fever and Troy McClure are purely inspired by Sideshow Cellophane 26's wonderful fanfic "Someone's Island", which I advise you to check out if you haven't already. So please read and review!

Disclaimer: I own the lyrics, and Stephanie. Nothing else.

The name on all of Springfield's lips is gonna be Steph'nie

The girl that's raking in the chips is gonna be Steph'nie

I'm gonna be a sensation, that means

Everyone wants to know me

They're gonna remember my eyes

My hair, my clothes, all that they see

From just the oldest Simpson kid, I'm gonna be Steph'nie

Who says that fortune isn't fun?

And who even with isle fev-ar

Can show that she's a future star?

Steph Simpson!

Guys...

(They're gonna wait outside theatres to get to see)

Steph'nie

Think of the shoving that'll come "I have to see..."

(Steph'nie)

And I'll be there, they will glance and stare, at this girl all dressed in black

(She's a goth, she's a star, she's the newest in Springfield)

I have talent the whole town lack

Oh, I'm a star!

And Springfield just loves me!

And they're OK

And they love me for saying that, and I like them for loving me

And we like each other

And that's cause Springfield never bred a star before I was born

And that's the town...

Kid.

(She's giving up on routine life)

I'm gonna be – sing it!

(Steph'nie)

(She has the high school watching her)

And Troy McClure will be sorry

He didn't chance to wake up me

Steph Simpson!

(Steph'nie) Repeat to fade out

Now. Please, please, please review?