-1Okayz. So, this is da sequel I promised. It's VERY DeixIno becuz I wrote this in like…September, or August or something, and I was REALLY obsessed with Deidara, but now I'm ALL NejixIno. Like I said, I didn't change the pairings or anything, becuz dat would ruin the story. I don't like ItaxSaku or SasuxSaku either, but Im not changing anything. Disclaimer: Why would someone as young and as moronic as me, own Naruto?! Enjoy.

Room Raiderz!

Deidara sighed. For some reason Leader called another pointless meeting. Well, what are you going to do?

Leader: Okay, bastards. Since the last infiltration attempt didn't work, we're going to come up with another plan.

Hidan raised his hand. Leader nodded.

Hidan: Okay, baka-sama. Here's a thought. Maybe the plan didn't work because you sent three of us to MTV to spy on Konoha by getting through that beep beep pink-haired beeeep. For all we know, she probably hasn't given Itachi a single beep moment to himself. What's your brilliant plan now?

Leader: Well, this just means we're calling MTV again. It is a very popular station among Konoha kunoichi, and they won't suspect a thing!

Deidara: Don't you think someone in Konoha has recognized Itachi right now, un?

Leader: Let me check!(does weird astral projection thingy and a rainbow-tized Itachi appears in the room)

Kisame: Itachi! OMG are you okay?!?

Itachi: I've got five minutes before pinkie will punch down the door.

Leader: Well, you seem fine, so apparently no one noticed you , huh?

Itachi: I'm far from fine at the moment. My blood in my arm doesn't flow freely, because the only time pinkie lets go of it is when I go to the bathroom.

Leader: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but I don't care! Has anyone recognized you?

Itachi: Nope. Nobody. Which is amazing considering Kisame and I fought some jounin in their village a few years back.

Deidara: Wow. Konoha shinobi are amazingly stupid, un.

Kakazu: Hey, Itachi, did you get some?

Itachi: (glares at him and twitches) No, I did not. Although once I was amazingly close.

Kisame: No! Itachi, we'll save you!

Leader: Leave him…

Hidan: Here's a smart idea: kill her and run off.

Itachi: You think I haven't tried already?

Leader: Well, we'll leave you for now!

Itachi: But…(Sakura smashes through door)

Sakura: Itachi! What the flip do you think you're doing?!?!

Itachi: No! (Itachi's image fades into nothingness)

Tobi: Poor, poor Itachi-san. Too bad Tobi can't him feel better…

Everyone else: …

Kisame: Hey, Tobi, back off!

Tobi: Watch it! Tobi's a good boy!

Zetsu: Yes he is.

Leader: For the next infiltration attempt, we will also call up MTV…

Everyone else: (groan)

Leader: Hey! It's easy, and it's fun to watch you bastards do crazy shit.

Deidara: That's great, un.

Leader: Well, isn't someone here brimming with joy? Fine, with that smart-ass attitude, you're going!

Deidara: What, un?!?!

Sasori: Haha, sucker!

Leader: You too Mr. Pinochio-head

Sasori: Well, since I have no emotions, then all I can say is -beep-!

Leader: Yeah, you're an affectionate one.

Tobi: I will be a good boy and go!

Leader: Well, that's the spirit!(thinking: Sucker! That was too easy! I would've picked Kakazu to do it, but… nah.) Okay, this time the show is called Room Raiders. You'll figure out why soon enough.

Deidara: By, the name, it sounds obvious what's going to happen, hm?

Leader: Care to explain it, Mr. Know- It-All?

Deidara: No, un.

Leader: Yeah, thought so.

-In Konoha-

Sakura: (still holding on to Itachi's arm) Ino, since you don't have a guy, maybe you should go on MTV too! Look how happy I am!

Ino; What are you talking about? I'm going out with Neji.

Sakura: What?!?! Why didn't you tell me?!

Ino: I did, but you were too busy staring at Itachi to hear me. Uhh, Sakura, he's staring at you like he wants to kill you again!

Sakura: Oh? Well let's see how he feels after we bring out the castor oil!

Itachi: Pft, like that's gonna work on me.

Sakura: Hm, let's try this! (takes out a bag of marshmallows)

Itachi: You're going to threaten me with marshmallows? Are you out of your -beep-in-

mind?

Sakura: (shoves marshmallow in his mouth)

Itachi: No! It's… so… sweet! NO!

Ino: Yeah, I gotta go now

Sakura: Promise me you'll think about the show.

Ino: What's the point? I'm fine now. I really like Neji, so don't do anything stupid.

Sakura: We'll see about that…

-Few hours later-

Neji's walking home after his date with Ino. She had to leave a little early, because she was sleeping over at Temari's the very same night.

Neji: Geez, girls have sleepovers so much, it makes you wonder if they're plotting something. (pictures Ino and Temari in Nazi military suits looking at a map, and plotting out their next move and shudders) That's really something I didn't need to think of.

All of a sudden, he feels like he's being watched.

Neji: Byakugan!(looks around) Oh, it's just Sakura and that creepy boyfriend of hers.

Sakura: Hi Neji!! Have you met Itachi?

Neji: Er, no.

Sakura: Well, now you have! So how's things going with you and Ino?

Neji: That's really none of your business.

Sakura: Breaking up with her soon?

Neji: No, not at all…

Sakura: Well, you're gonna have to.

Neji: Because…?

Sakura: Listen, she needs a real guy. Not some white-eyed weirdo who won't shut up about his precious "destiny."

Neji: …wow. You can't insult a guy to save your life. How pathetic. Anyways, you just want her to get a freaky boyfriend off of MTV like you did.

Sakura: And your point is?

Neji: That's depressing.

Sakura: Well, either you break up with her, or I'll sic Itachi-kun on you.

Neji: Yeah, I'm just gonna go now.

Sakura: Itaaaaaaaaaaaachi!

Itachi: What the hell do you want?

Sakura: Sic him!

Itachi: … or what?

Sakura: ( holds up bag of marshmallows)

Itachi: I hate you. Mangekyou Sharingan!

Neji: (trapped in creepy genjutsu world) Well, this makes no sense whatsoever.

Itachi: The torture begins now.

Neji repeatedly sees how his dad got killed in the genjutsu.

Neji: Fine! Fine! If it means that f-beep- much to you, I'll break up with her! Happy?

Sakura: Good boy. Neji, want a cookie?

Neji: You make a guy break up with his girlfriend, then you offer him a cookie? What kind of lunatic are you? OF COURSE I DON'T WANT A COOKIE!!!

Sakura: Of course you do! (gives him evil look)

Neji: Does it have to be chocolate chip?

Sakura: Yes.

Neji: Fine. Give me the stupid cookie.

Neji sighs and walks over to Temari's house. Ino and Temari open the door.

Temari: Geez, Ino, does you're boyfriend love you so much, that he decides to stalk you when you're sleeping over at my house?

Ino: You're just jealous Temari that Shikamaru hasn't made a move on you yet.

Temari: Aw, shut up! What do you want loverboy?

Ino: Temari! Do you mind?!?

Temari: OOOH. I get it. I'll get some more root beer.(walks off)

Neji: You have some really crazy friends.

Ino: Hey! Wait, what happened?

Neji: Sakura had her creepy boyfriend attack me, because I told her I wasn't going to break up with you, just so she could get you some loser off of MTV.

Ino: First of all, aaw, how sweet of you, and second, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!? She's been bugging ,me about that all week.

Neji: So what are we going to do?

Ino: I'll do the stupid show, just to get her to shut up. I'll dump the guy, and we'll go back to the way it used to be! -

Neji: Well, it better work, because Sakura's gone insane, and I don't want her giving me any more cookies!

Ino: o.O What?!

Neji: Nevermind. See ya later.

Ino: Bye Neji-kun!

Temari: (comes back with root beer) So, how did it go?

Ino: Eh, Sakura's gone beyond the loco line, and wants me to get an MTV boyfriend, and threatened Neji with cookies until he agreed. We didn't really break up, but we're just keeping things low until this is all over.

Temari: What kind of guy gets threatened by cookies?

Ino: You know what? Neji likes particular foods, and he just happens to think chocolate chip cookies are too sweet for him. He likes ginger snaps better.

Temari: No comment. But, how can he not like chocolate chip? I mean, Gaara goes nuts if he sees any.

Gaara: OMG OMG OMG DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE!?!?!?

Temari: No, Gaara, no go back to bed.

Gaara: But I can't sleep, remember?

Temari: Do you want me to send Kankerou up there to sing you a lullaby then?

Gaara: (turns Orochimaru pale) No! (runs upstairs)

Ino: Wow. He's even crazier than I am.

Temari: Let's just say Gaara is unknown.

Ino: No question about that.

-End of Chappie 1-

Are you pplz ready for the next chappie? If not, then suck it up and read it anyway. These stories are short becuz of all the randomness…which is a fault on my part. I NEED reviews, cuz what can I say, I'm review-poor at the moment, but since My Own Sasuke got close to no hits…(sigh) then I comprendo.