A/N: EnglandxAlice is my biggest OTP EVER!…so it makes sense that I would ship their 2p's as well…but who is Alice's 2p you ask…well none other then The Queen of Hearts herself…enjoy:)
Oliver admired the garden he found himself in as he walked further and further threw the maze of hedges filled with vines and dead roses. Upon looking up he was greeted with a tannish-grey stormy sky blanketing the world around him in a state of depression.
"Butterscotch this just won't do" he says pulling out his magic wand and pointing it at the shrubbery surrounding him.
"Resurrects Mortem" he says casting the spell making the sickly green leaves spring to life turning a more vibrant shade. The spell also makes the roses bloom and come back to life as well. He smiles and continues onward.
"This whole place needs some color" he replies happily as he begins skipping.
"Your Unwanted Here!" A woman's voice says out of nowhere making Oliver stop in his tracks.
"Hello" Oliver calls.
"Stay Away!" the voice says again.
"Well now thats rude" Oliver says.
"A Perfect Guest Does Not Overstay…A Perfect Guest Stays Home!" The voice says once more.
"Come out poppet I promise I won't hurt you" Oliver says as a manic grin makes it way onto his face and his blue eyes begin to swirl with pink. He then hears footsteps running away from him. His grin gets wider, "Come out, come out where ever you are" he sings cheerfully as he chases after the footsteps. However as he is running something trips him and he falls flat on his face as his knife falls out of his sweater vest. He then feels something wet and gooey wrap around his legs as he is lifted off the ground and into the air. He then looks down at his legs seeing a large pink tentacle. He then follows the tentacle coming face to face with a woman whose back the tentacle is coming out of. He stares into her eyes. Blue swirled with pink meeting a dark and merciless shade of green. Normally he hates the color green but on her its pretty. He then notices the crown floating on her head realizing she is royalty. The pink swirls in his eyes disappear reverting back to solid blue.
"I apologize Your Majesty for being in your domain without your permission…i've found myself rather lost and can't seem to find my way out" Oliver replies.
"YOUR WAY!?" The Queen yells, "THERE IS NO YOUR WAY, ONLY MY WAY!" she yells again before calming down and pulling him close to her, "You look like the blonde knight that escorted Alice the last time she invaded my kingdom and killed my beloved Executioner…except your eyes are blue not green and your hair is a little more pinkish and you have cute freckles on your nose where he didn't" The Queen says.
"Y-You think there cute?" Oliver asks blushing.
"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE HIM?!" The Queen asks ignoring his question as Oliver grins.
"The same reason you look like Alice poppet, i'm Arthur's madness" Oliver replies giggling, "If it wouldn't be too much trouble Your Majesty could you let me down all the blood's rushing to my head from being upside down and i'm growing quite dizzy" Oliver says as The Queen releases her tentacle dropping Oliver.
"Now what are you doing in my domain?" The Queen asks as Oliver stands up and dusts himself off.
"Well I was curious…after the demise of that dreaded Dollmaker fellow and Arthur and Alice's Wonderlands merging into one I decided to do a little exploring and I heard about you and your greatness Your Majesty and I just had to come see you for myself however no one told me that you would be so very beautiful" Oliver says making The Queen blush for the first time.
"Y-You think i'm beautiful?" she asks him.
"Very much so..and do you really think my freckles are cute?" Oliver asks getting self-conscious.
"Very much so" The Queen replies as Oliver pulls her into a very tight hug. Shocked The Queen doesn't hug him back as she has never received a hug before. Oliver then pulls away frowning.
"Whats the matter poppet do you not like being hugged?' Oliver asks her.
"No its not that…i've just never been hugged before" she says moving a lock of hair out of her eyes. Oliver then notices that her hands are abnormally large and blood red in color and her fingers resemble her tentacles. Oliver then pulls her into another hug.
"That is so sad poppet, everyone deserves to be hugged" Oliver says making The Queen smile. Olive then realizes something, "Oh where are my manners my name is Oliver Kirkland, Your Majesty" Oliver says bowing.
"Please call me Lizzie" Lizzie says, "Its a pleasure to meet you Oliver" Lizzie says as Oliver takes her right hand and places a kiss on the back of it.
"The pleasure is all mine poppet" Oliver says smiling.
"Such a gentleman" Lizzie replies before becoming slightly flustered, "If you don't have a place to stay you may stay with me…I have plenty of room in my castle".
"I would love to poppet" Oliver says happily, "Do you like sweets?" he asks.
"Yes I love sweets why?" Lizzie asks as Oliver holds out his arm which Lizzie takes.
"Because you are going to love my cupcakes poppet" Oliver says, "I'll even teach you how to bake them so next time Alice and Arthur visit we can feed them poison cupcakes" Oliver replies grinning maniacally.
"I'd like that Oliver, i'd like that very much" Lizzie says also grinning maniacally as they walk towards the castle.
I hope you enjoyed this little one-short…R&R and tell me what you think…have a great day:)
