A/N - PLease Read and Review..xI had this idea and it wouldnt leave me alone until i wrote it..x Also i do have to thank my beta reader as she helped me a couple of times when i got writers block..x There will be more chapters soon..x
Disclaimer - I do not own The Mighty Boosh as The Boosh Boys do. However i do own Kaloo.
Kaloo walked into the shop. The board of shamen told her he was there. She'd expected to catch up with an old friend, a geeky classmate. Instead she saw a sex god in dark blue robes. Her jaw dropped open, she stood staring. It surly couldn't be the same Naboo as it was back at school.
"K…Kaloo, is that you?" Stammered Naboo.
Naboo had always liked Kaloo. When they were at school she always seemed to ignore him. As if he didn't even exist. She had never ever spoken to him. Why should she come to his shop? Why had she come to find him?
"Yes Naboo, It's me." She replied
They stood staring at each other for a few moments until a sudden burst of colour staggered in through the door.
"'Right 'boo," Vince said slurring his words
"Yes. Good night Vince?" asked Naboo
"Very" he replied
Then Vince stumbled up the stairs and out of sight.
"Who was that?" Kaloo asked after a few seconds
"Vince. He shares the flat upstairs with me." Said Naboo
"Oh"
Naboo scanned Kaloo from head to toe. Her long brown hair swirled across her face in a mysterious kind of way. Her lips were rosy red and were shimmering slightly. She was so, so beautiful. Her dark purple robes complimented her pale complexion.
" Do you want to go and get a coffee? We can catch up if you want." Naboo asked nervously
"Yeah, I'd like that"
"Excuse me, could I have a large cappuccino and…"
"A mocha" Kaloo finished.
Kaloo walked over to a table by the window. A single rose was in the middle of it, in what could only be a plastic cup.
'Very classy' she thought sarcastically.
"Here you go, one mocha." Naboo said as he sat down opposite her.
"So…" Kaloo said
"So..." Naboo replied
Naboo paused and plucked up some courage.
"I don't mean to be rude but why did you come to find me after all of this time. It's been years."
"Err... well... err... you always seemed a mysterious person at school. Very clever, but you kept yourself to yourself and, Well... I err… Always had, like, a bit of a crush on you. So now... 312 years later (well, they do say that's the right time to wait) I decided to see how you were and, If you were still cute, you are. And I was curious to see if you wanted to go out with me sometime." Stuttered Kaloo
"Yeah, I'd love to." Replied Naboo a little shocked, took a long slurp of his large cappuccino and said. "I thought you would never ask"
Kaloo started to giggle
"What?" Naboo asked
"You've got a frothy moustache" she replied fighting to stop giggling.
Naboo wiped his mouth on his sleeve.
"There you go, better now?"
"Yes", Kaloo replied, "have you finished?"
"You bet," Naboo said chirpily "come on"
They stood up, tucked their chairs under the table and left hand in hand.
