Title: Kol The Baker

Author:

Rating:T

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they are fictional characters. L.J smith owns them, as well as the creators of The Vampire Diary show. This is simply just a fan fiction that I am writing for amusement.

Summary: Can you picture Kol baking? Well he does and lets see what every bodies reactions are!

Author Note: I'm sorry but this is most likely only going to be a few chapters. Maybe even only 2. I hate reading short stories so I hope that you guys give this story a chance. If you read it PLEASE leave me a review. It would mean so much to me! Reviews helps me get over my writers block a lot.

Kol Mickalson was just taking out the yellow chocolate chip cake that he made earlier from the fridge. The frosting was bright red and there was sprinkles and hot cinnamon little candies all over it. He was wearing an excited big grin on his face. He was extremely proud of himself and couldn't wait for every bodies reaction. This was the first cake he had ever made and he thought it smelt delicious and looked perfect!

Kol grabbed several paper plates and a knife and a few forks and left the kitchen with his cake. As he walked into the living room he saw that his siblings 'Bekah, Elijah, and Nik' returned home with the baby Blondie vampire Caroline. Kol was happy that there was an extra person to sample his cake.

Kol let out an excited giggle and placed down his cake on a black coffee cake. He was about to scream that he made a cake when he heard a snort. Kol eyed his sisters annoyed face.

"What the bloody hell is that disgusting thing?"Rebekah snarled.

Caroline whom was sitting next to Nik tilted her head to the side eying the item that he placed on the table. "Hmm I think it's a cake!"She giggled and clapped her hands. "Ohhh yes I love cake! I haven't had any cake since I was changed into a vampire. How sad is that?"She pouted still eying the cake, but now licking her lips.

Klaus glared at his brother,"What are you a house wife now? Baking is for chicks!"He snarled when Caroline

slapped him over his head.

"That was a rude thing to say!"Caroline said, glaring at Klaus. Her comment made everybody in the room snort, even Klaus.

"Im sorry darling. I was only joking love."Klaus said.

Kol cut 5 slices of cake. He then handed out everyone a slice of cake, keeping the biggest slice for himself. "Eat and enjoy my darlings. This is going to be the best treat that you will have ever eaten in your life!"Kol smirked at the other vampires in the room with him. He then glared his most evil glare at everyone and roared,"EAT!" Kol then shoved a bite into his mouth, chewed, swallowed and moaned with happiness."Delicious."He grinned and continued eating his cake.

"It smells awful."Elijah mumbled.

Caroline took her first and only bite first, then the other three shoved a bite into their mouths, while rolling their eyes. As soon as the cake was in their mouth it was soon out. Caroline spat her cake on Bekah, Bekah spat her cake on Nik, Elijah politely spat the cake in a napkin and Nik spat his cake all over Kols face. There was shrieking from the female vampires and disgusted groaning coming from Nik and Elijah.

"Ewwww is that hot sauce and blood?"Carebear vampire shrieked. She then wiped her tongue on her hand, then on a tissue from her pocket. Caroline then grabbed a glass filled with a mystery liquid that could have been sitting around for who in the bloody hell knows and gulped it down. She then giggled,"That was just as awful."

Caroline grinned at Kol,"I also think that you used salt instead of sugar."

"Hot sauce and salt? In cake? How revolting!"Bekah gagged.

Nobody would have ever expected what came next. Kol wiped the cake off of his face with his hanky, tossed it on the coffee table, then stood up as slow as possible. Before anybody could blink or stop Kol he roared and vampire sped, tackling Nik to the ground. He knew that he was being stupid but he never thought things through, especially when they have something to do with his older brother Nik, whom he never had a great relationship with. Kol was just angry that everyone was disgusted enough from his cake that they would spit it out. And Nik! Kol was disgusted that his brother dared to spit food on his face!

"How dare you!"Kol spat, shaking Klaus,"HOW DARE YOU!"He growled into his brothers face. "You bastard! Spitting my cake that I slaved baking for my siblings into my FACE!"He roared.

"How dare me? How dare you! Get off me you stupid wanker!"Nik scowled at Kol his yellow eyes glaring into his brothers face and he bared his fangs at him. Nik then tossed his brother across the room.

"Will my idiotic brothers ever grow up?"Bekah sighed, bored.

Kol landed near the fire place, and grabbed a fire stick, sticking it into the fire, making it hot, then vampire sped back to Klaus, ignoring Caroline who shrieked and ran out of his way and tried poking Nik, poking the white leather couch instead.

"Kol and Nik stop this right now!"Elijah growled.

"No offense but you don't sound as terrifying as they do."Care said, shrugging her shoulders and smiling at Elijah. The original vampire and his twisted sister glared at her.

"Why are you even here blonde bitch?"Bekah asked, huffing in annoyance.

"I'm sorry are you talking to yourself blood slut? Kind of pathetic huh?"Care asked, rolling her eyes.

Elijah rubbed his forehead and groaned. "You four are going to be the death of me!"He then stormed out of the house, leaving the four children, not caring if they killed each other.

"Bye-bye Eli!"Care happily said, giggling. Her comment seemed to pause everyone in the room. She made a face that looked like she was just caught stealing a cookie out of the cookie jar. "What?"She asked, pouting. "I think it's cute!"

"You know that Elijah isn't too nice to kill you right?"Bekah asked.

Care snorted,"Are you kidding me? Eli is a teddy bear prepared to these crazy two right here!"She stated and glanced at the other blonde. "He is a little innocent kitten prepared to a heartless bitch like you too!"

Bekah growled, Klaus laughed, and Kol roared.

While Nik was distracted by the pretty blondes, Kol wrapped his hands around his neck and snapped it before his brother could react.

The house was silent for five minutes. Everyone glanced at Nik's unconscious body to Kol's panicked face back and forth. Kol then grabbed his fork and started to eat Caroline's cake. "I don't know what you were all saying, this cake is fabulous!"He grinned and ate more cake.

Caroline snorted at Kol's comment and started to run her fingers threw Klaus's blonde curls.

Bekah finally shrieked, standing up and not caring that the seat she was just sitting on hit the floor. "Are you out of your bloody mind Kol!"She shrieked again pointing at her unconscious favorite brother. "Nik will KILL you for this! Moron! You are so fucking stupid!" "Getting killed because we thought your cake was nasty? You suicidal fucker!"She snarled, slapping Kol on his head.

Caroline stood up from the couch, kissing Klaus's check and walked over to Kol, grabbing his hand. "Well so guess that's out cue on leaving. Come on dude I will teach you how to bake a real delicious cake!"She grinned. "I will also protect your ass from getting killed from Klaus."She snorted, smirking at Bekahs annoyed face and dragged a now excited Kol out of his house.

"What about NIK?"Bekah yelled.

"You deal with it Barbie!"Kol yelled back, chuckling.

TBC: Where is Caroline going to take Kol? Please review, thank you.