Prologue

Once upon a time…

Stuff this stupid story stuff. Why do I have to write a story to pass English? Everyone else is doing a book report. It is much easier to read a book and write a report about it. They're treating me specially because I came from a highly prestigious school and they think that I'm 'so smart'. Well I have news for you, People of the Board. I'm not smart. I only got into that 'Highly Prestigious School' because my parents payed a lot of money for a new dorm and classroom wing, so that more people could come in and the school profit even more. Seriously. TAKE A LOOK AT MY REPORT CARDS, PEOPLE OF THE BOARD! I failed every subject but business studies, and that was only because I LIKED that subject. OK, I will admit that I am smart, but not smart enough to attend that school. Have you even thought of WHY I might have transferred to this school in the first place? No. The reason I did was because they expelled me. For not being smart enough for them. Way to cheat your way into a new school wing, Advanced Preparatory Education School for Girls. More like A.P.E.S. for Girls. That is so racist, seeing as apes are our closest relatives in the animal kingdom. Oh, well. Who gives a damn anyway? Well, I guess I have to write this stupid story anyway, whether I like it or not. Here goes…

Fingers crossed.