"I would be delighted if you'd come to my party, she said!"

"You'll have a good time, she said."

"It'll be the best I promise, she said!" Both the twins echoed as they pushed desperately on the locked door.

"This, Hikaru, is why we should have never agreed to go to a girl's party!" Kaoru angrily spat at his twin.

"How would you know they'd pull something?!" Hikaru retorted as Kaoru gave him the classic are-you-a-complete-moron look.

"Hikaru. I want you to think about this for a second. We are the 'boys love' act in the host club. This is a party of mostly our fans. Did you really expect them just to let us 'hang out' with them?"

"Um well I was hoping we could show up for a little bit and then leave. You know to satisfy them. I honestly didn't expect them to lock us in a closet!"

"Hikaru." Kaoru looked him in the eyes sending him a quick message of 'follow along for a second.', "It's not too bad to be trapped in this closet together, close together."

"Oh Kaoru! You're right." Hikaru said pulling Kaoru into an embrace. Then he suddenly heard the sound of breaking glass. "Kaoru?" Kaoru pulled out of their embrace with a crushed camera in his hand and a smirk on his face.

"I got it." Hikaru gulped.

"They were filming us?"

"Yeah what did you expect from the girls at our school. I've been looking around for the camera the entire time."

"Huh. Pretty smart Kaoru." Kaoru smirked.

"Someone's got to be the smart one; now on the count of 3 try to kick in the door. One."

"Two."

"Three." They harmonized as they slammed their feet into the door. It flew off its hinges and flew past a group of a few girls who screamed and fled in terror.

"You better hope we don't kick every single one of you out of the host club." Hikaru said visually seething.

"Oh Hikaru, did you really mind it that much? I'm sorry I'm not much company…" Kaoru said using his 'host act' voice and adding a few false tears and a blush.

"Oh Kaoru, how could you say something like that? Let's go home." Hikaru escorted his brother to the door as squees erupted from behind them. As soon as the door slammed shut he turned to Kaoru. "What was that all about?! We should just kick them out of the Host Club for what they did."

"Hikaru, those are the majority of our fans and princesses. If we kicked them out then we wouldn't have any left; then where would we be?" Kaoru smirked up at Hikaru, "Honestly Hikaru this is basic logic, use that brain of yours once and awhile." And with that Kaoru turned and called for the Hitachiin limo, leaving Hikaru to wonder how his brother always had the knack for being right.


A/N:

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran Highschool Host Club.

I got the idea from this story at: -writing-now .com and the topic was just too perfect to pass up! "Identical Twins, a party invitation, and a locked closet" and so well the first thing I thought was 'Hitachiin brothers!'

No flames please! Do not repost this anywhere, plagiarism is wrong.

I hope you enjoyed~