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Most of the characters in this are really OOC...So don't eat me please!
Chapter title: Attack of the Shampoo!
Today was not Severus Snape's day. Professor Trelawney had predicted his gruesome demise five different times today! It wasn't even lunch time yet! He was starting to worry a bit.
As he was walking out of the dungeons, he stepped on some chewing gum. Perfect.
He walked into the Entrance Hall and saw practically the entire student body congregating there. They looked like they were waiting for someone...or something. Highly suspicious.
For no reason at all, Snape thought of Mad-Eye Moody saying 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE!' This wasn't a good sign. At. All.
"THERE HE IS!" someone yelled. Everyone turned to face him.
"Oh God." Snape said.
"EVERYONE GET READY! OPERATION SHAMPOO WILL COMMENCE IN…" one of the Weasley twins yelled.
"THREE!" Everyone pulled out some bottles.
"TWO!"
"What the…" Snape said confused.
"ONE!"
That's when he realized that those weren't any bottles. Those were bottles of SHAMPOO! Snape let out a very girlish scream and started to run for cover.
"CHARGE!"
Students of all ages and houses started to run after their Potions Professor.
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"Albus! Come quick! The students have gone mad!" Minerva said as she ran into the headmaster's office.
"What have they done?" Albus asked.
"The students are chasing after Professor Snape with shampoo bottles!"
"Are you sure it's not just the Weasley twins?" he asked.
"There's a lot more students!" she said.
"Fine, show me the way." He said.
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"What are we going to do about it?" Minerva asked as they observed the chaos.
Before Dumbledore could respond, Snape ran by. Closely followed by Malfoy and Harry running side by side.
"STAND STILL YOU GREASY GIT!" Malfoy yelled.
"WE'RE GOING TO SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO!" Harry yelled.
"You know, we probably could just stun him." Malfoy said as he stopped running.
"Where's the fun in that?" Harry asked as he too, stopped running.
"True. Very true. I like the way you think, Potter." Malfoy said.
Then the two boys continued to chase after Snape.
"HOLEY WOOL SOCKS! Every house is here!" Minerva shrieked as a Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw ran past them. "They must be punished!"
"Minerva, calm down. You've always emphasized inter-house unity to the students, and now once they're showing that unity, you want to punish them?" Dumbledore asked. His eyes were twinkling with amusement.
"But-…oh bugger." Minerva muttered.
"Besides, not only will this strengthen inter-house unity, it will help raise school morale." Dumbledore said. "What is that muggle phrase? Ah, yes. If you can't beat them, join them." he said as he too joined the students in running after Snape.
"Severus! I'll personally charm all of your robes PINK!" Dumbledore randomly shouted.
Snape shrieked like a girl again at the thought of having to wear PINK robes.
Minerva McGonagall swore she was going insane.
A/N: Heh. I made Snivellus shriek like a girl. Twice. :D Review please!
