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once apoun a time there was a lady who could drink and drink and drink and every day she would ask here mirrior,
mirrior, mirrior
on the wall
who can drink the most at the ball.
and the mirrior would always say you can . But one day it said hermione and the lady got very mad and she sent hermione out into the woulds to find dobby the leader of the twelve step program .
On the way she found some mushrooms and had some fun. Still on the mushroom high she found a little cottage and discideed to see if there was anything "good"in it and when there wasn't she burned it down. just then dobby came back from working in the skittle mines.when he saw the house burning he jump back in fright.
" OH MY SKITTLES " he cryed
"iam sorry," hermione said," but know that i burn down your house were will we stay."
"don't worry about it you burn down grumpys we can stay at bashful" said dobby
" who is grumpy" ask hermione
"i am" said dobby
"then who is bashful" ask hermione
"iam" said dobby "and when grumpy gets back he is going to be very upset."
that night they went to the twelve step program and hermione saw herh old friend ron swing danceing with himself
hey hermione said ron dancing over .
"Ron" said herimione "were so the keep all the good stuff" she asked "what stuff i am just here for the tea and wine cake i would never take drug thats just wrong" he said still swing dacing with himself .
"right" she said" did you say wine cake"
over there he piont and the swung himself around.
The next day dobby had to go work in the skittle mines and told hermione not to open the door and that she wasn't aloud outside.
Abour an hour after dobby left there was knock on the door .
hello who's there asked hermione
" it's snape dear and i brought you some wine "
WINE
hermione open the door and drank th whole bottle in thrity seconds flat,and passed ou ton the floor.
"Well my work is done here " snape said and left .
just then harry came by and he was also very drunk and they started making out and diccied to get married.
at the wedding they had two truck loads of beer and dobby who wasn't invited was there drink twice his weight in beer
" Dobby " said herinone, "what about the twelve steop program".
"oh that that's just for laugh pluse grumpy is mad becuse you burned down his house".
by the end of the day the happy ( really really ) drunk couple watched dobby roll into the sunset.
once apoun a time there was a lady who could drink and drink and drink and every day she would ask here mirrior,
mirrior, mirrior
on the wall
who can drink the most at the ball.
and the mirrior would always say you can . But one day it said hermione and the lady got very mad and she sent hermione out into the woulds to find dobby the leader of the twelve step program .
On the way she found some mushrooms and had some fun. Still on the mushroom high she found a little cottage and discideed to see if there was anything "good"in it and when there wasn't she burned it down. just then dobby came back from working in the skittle mines.when he saw the house burning he jump back in fright.
" OH MY SKITTLES " he cryed
"iam sorry," hermione said," but know that i burn down your house were will we stay."
"don't worry about it you burn down grumpys we can stay at bashful" said dobby
" who is grumpy" ask hermione
"i am" said dobby
"then who is bashful" ask hermione
"iam" said dobby "and when grumpy gets back he is going to be very upset."
that night they went to the twelve step program and hermione saw herh old friend ron swing danceing with himself
hey hermione said ron dancing over .
"Ron" said herimione "were so the keep all the good stuff" she asked "what stuff i am just here for the tea and wine cake i would never take drug thats just wrong" he said still swing dacing with himself .
"right" she said" did you say wine cake"
over there he piont and the swung himself around.
The next day dobby had to go work in the skittle mines and told hermione not to open the door and that she wasn't aloud outside.
Abour an hour after dobby left there was knock on the door .
hello who's there asked hermione
" it's snape dear and i brought you some wine "
WINE
hermione open the door and drank th whole bottle in thrity seconds flat,and passed ou ton the floor.
"Well my work is done here " snape said and left .
just then harry came by and he was also very drunk and they started making out and diccied to get married.
at the wedding they had two truck loads of beer and dobby who wasn't invited was there drink twice his weight in beer
" Dobby " said herinone, "what about the twelve steop program".
"oh that that's just for laugh pluse grumpy is mad becuse you burned down his house".
by the end of the day the happy ( really really ) drunk couple watched dobby roll into the sunset.
