TITLE: Midnight Cravings
AUTHOR: Cricket and Grasshopper
EMAIL: Col_ONeills_girl@AOLisEvil.com and crickey_1@yahoo.com
CATEGORY: Humor; definitely humor.
SPOILERS: Minor reference to "Jolinar's Memories" or "The Devil You Know" (can't remember which--only a reference that someone who's watched it can understand). Other than that I don't recall specifics--Grasshopper
SEASON / SEQUEL: Late third season.
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: None; zip; nada; zilch.
SUMMARY: Just a little bit of food humor
STATUS: Completed
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em...no money...come on, we all know the drill.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Last night, we were sitting watching "Maternal Instinct" (in my case, listening over the telephone--Grasshopper) when "we" saw the Jaffa warriors that were fried. Cricket made the comment of "fried Jaffa"...and it all progressed (or digressed?--G) from there to "extra crispy Jaffa." You see where this is going? Bon appetit!
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The menu read:
Extra Crispy Jaffa
Popcorn Goa'uld
Apophis Artichokes
Stir Fry Tau'Ri
Filet de Asgard
Teriaky Tollan
Reetou Ra Ta Tue
Goa'uld Tails with Sweet and Sour Cimmerian Sauce
Tok'ra Tofu
Nox Slaw
Hathor Hominy
Naquadah Shake
Blood of Sokar
Just to name a few...
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Jack couldn't explain it...he woke up *really* hungry.
__THE END__
AUTHOR: Cricket and Grasshopper
EMAIL: Col_ONeills_girl@AOLisEvil.com and crickey_1@yahoo.com
CATEGORY: Humor; definitely humor.
SPOILERS: Minor reference to "Jolinar's Memories" or "The Devil You Know" (can't remember which--only a reference that someone who's watched it can understand). Other than that I don't recall specifics--Grasshopper
SEASON / SEQUEL: Late third season.
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: None; zip; nada; zilch.
SUMMARY: Just a little bit of food humor
STATUS: Completed
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em...no money...come on, we all know the drill.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Last night, we were sitting watching "Maternal Instinct" (in my case, listening over the telephone--Grasshopper) when "we" saw the Jaffa warriors that were fried. Cricket made the comment of "fried Jaffa"...and it all progressed (or digressed?--G) from there to "extra crispy Jaffa." You see where this is going? Bon appetit!
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The menu read:
Extra Crispy Jaffa
Popcorn Goa'uld
Apophis Artichokes
Stir Fry Tau'Ri
Filet de Asgard
Teriaky Tollan
Reetou Ra Ta Tue
Goa'uld Tails with Sweet and Sour Cimmerian Sauce
Tok'ra Tofu
Nox Slaw
Hathor Hominy
Naquadah Shake
Blood of Sokar
Just to name a few...
*****************************************************
Jack couldn't explain it...he woke up *really* hungry.
__THE END__
