Ode to an Angel
By Shadow the Wavemaster (Original Song by Weird Al Yavonic, or more specifically, the one who wrote 'Piano Man'.)
Notes: So, I decided to make a parody of a parody. Tak is great material! ^_^
Oh, Takuro Kaws was a pitiful boy,
Couldn't have been any shyer,
Luana was the only one who cared for him,
Until he became a killer for hire!
But then one day he sprouted two sets of wings,
Bold, beautiful, slightly gray,
He was able to deliver God's holy wrath,
And those who opposed him he slayed!
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
Da da da....
Kill an unholy town,
You're the angel of death,
Kill us some sinners tonight!
Toast there asses right to the ground,
'Cause we're all in the mood for some smite!
Now Shadow the Hanyou,
He was alone,
Made as a target test,
Then Tak up and saved him from this fate,
Which caused Marceous some great unrest!
With great powers comes great responsibilites!
Thus the catchphrase of the late Uncle Ben!
If you missed the movie, don't worry they'll say the line,
It'll become an overused cliché once again, once again, once again!
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
Da da da....
Now Marceous's an underrated necrophiliac,
Killed Shadow's parents for kicks,
But then somewhere his plan went screwy,
And the deceased are kickin' ass with their son,
Then he tried to kill Tak and him with his magic wand,
Failed to beat them over the head,
So he screamed at them and took another form,
But his original was the scarier one!
Kill an unholy town,
You're the angel of death,
Kill us some sinners tonight!
You're almighty and powerful and really cool now,
But you're head is way too damn white!
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral,
Rassen owes Sucre 5 bucks,
Marceous got killed by Tak and kid,
But his spirit swore revenge on us,
He's really damn jealous now,
Cause ghosts can't get a pass on the bus!
Then Tak tries to go see her,
With a sign stating 'Luana, I'm very sorry'!
But Luana never sees the man,
Cuz' Isaac kicked his ass all the way to Yampi!
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
Da da da....
Kill an unholy town,
You're the angel of death,
Kill us some sinners tonight!
'Cause you're so damn stressed about Luana now,
The desert is wearing you out!
*Fade out harmonica and piano*
Shadow:..... And that summarizes up to chapter 10! The first part of Tak's life is done!
Yamakazi: And then we'll do fro m the desert to the present!
DP: So....R&R peeps!
By Shadow the Wavemaster (Original Song by Weird Al Yavonic, or more specifically, the one who wrote 'Piano Man'.)
Notes: So, I decided to make a parody of a parody. Tak is great material! ^_^
Oh, Takuro Kaws was a pitiful boy,
Couldn't have been any shyer,
Luana was the only one who cared for him,
Until he became a killer for hire!
But then one day he sprouted two sets of wings,
Bold, beautiful, slightly gray,
He was able to deliver God's holy wrath,
And those who opposed him he slayed!
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
Da da da....
Kill an unholy town,
You're the angel of death,
Kill us some sinners tonight!
Toast there asses right to the ground,
'Cause we're all in the mood for some smite!
Now Shadow the Hanyou,
He was alone,
Made as a target test,
Then Tak up and saved him from this fate,
Which caused Marceous some great unrest!
With great powers comes great responsibilites!
Thus the catchphrase of the late Uncle Ben!
If you missed the movie, don't worry they'll say the line,
It'll become an overused cliché once again, once again, once again!
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
Da da da....
Now Marceous's an underrated necrophiliac,
Killed Shadow's parents for kicks,
But then somewhere his plan went screwy,
And the deceased are kickin' ass with their son,
Then he tried to kill Tak and him with his magic wand,
Failed to beat them over the head,
So he screamed at them and took another form,
But his original was the scarier one!
Kill an unholy town,
You're the angel of death,
Kill us some sinners tonight!
You're almighty and powerful and really cool now,
But you're head is way too damn white!
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral,
Rassen owes Sucre 5 bucks,
Marceous got killed by Tak and kid,
But his spirit swore revenge on us,
He's really damn jealous now,
Cause ghosts can't get a pass on the bus!
Then Tak tries to go see her,
With a sign stating 'Luana, I'm very sorry'!
But Luana never sees the man,
Cuz' Isaac kicked his ass all the way to Yampi!
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
La dee da dee de deedee da dee da,
Da da da....
Kill an unholy town,
You're the angel of death,
Kill us some sinners tonight!
'Cause you're so damn stressed about Luana now,
The desert is wearing you out!
*Fade out harmonica and piano*
Shadow:..... And that summarizes up to chapter 10! The first part of Tak's life is done!
Yamakazi: And then we'll do fro m the desert to the present!
DP: So....R&R peeps!
