The Amazing World of Gravity Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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When Mabel and Dipper first came to town...they thought there was a cosplay convention in town! Almost everyone had animal, plant, puppet, food, or inanimate object attributes...then their grunkle Stan dropped the bomb-

"Everyone in town is a mutant!?" Exclaimed Dipper. Their human uncle nodded. Yeah, a century or so ago "the Rainbow Factory" blew up...and it's weird radioactive energy warped everyone's genes with whatever they were eating, looking at, touching, or thinking about at the time...and although it didn't affect that generation(save for a greatly shorter life span), the generations that came after became increasingly messed up(but thankfully not the lifespan issue).

Stan smiles and turns to the crowded Shack. "Which of course makes it a very lucrative Tourist spot!"

He then takes them around to introduce them to all the people they'll be working with. First, he introduces them to a hard-working lovably oafish panda named Soos. Then he introduces them to two brothers.

The older of the two had blue hair, red eyes, a cat tail, and ears. His name was gumball. The younger was an African American with green eyes that at first seemed to be wearing an orange hoodie...that was actually part of his skin and made of fish scales, fins, and gills. His name was Darwin. Their introduction was briefly interrupted by Mabel trying to cuddle Gumball.

When they restrained her Stan continued. "-Yeah, these two jokers were sentenced to community service for setting the town pool on fire, and since no one else in town wanted them. I get free labor for the rest of the summer!" Dipper looked at them confused. "You set a pool on fire...Why?...How?" Darwin groaned.

"We have no idea...these sort of things just happen to us." He confessed. Gumball shrugged it off. "Well I intend to make the most of this!" He declared.

Darwin glared. "Easy for you to say! The girl you like works-" A flustered Gumball quickly covers his mouth. "SHUSH! Dude! Not cool! That's secret!" "No it isn't." comments a guy named Tobias (who has multi-colored skin) as he walks by. "Yeah, and the fact that you still maintain that it is; is kinda stupid and pathetic." Comments a cactus girl named Tambry as she also walks by. "Yeah, it really is." Irritably admits a nut girl with antlers working the register.

"Penny!" Exclaims a flustered Gumball. Penny shakes her head in impatience. "Gumball, just ask me out! I'll say yes!" Gumball opens his mouth to oblige-

SPLAT!

-Only for his tongue to spontaneously grow 10 feet, tie itself in knots, and flop on the floor. Penny bursts out laughing. Mabel just looks at this in horror, she rushes to call an ambulance, only to be stopped by Stan.

He chuckles. "Relax that sort of thing is perfectly normal...usually."

Dipper was barely paying attention to any of this...he was focusing on the girls...or rather what they're wearing...or rather what they weren't wearing-

Which was nothing! Nada! Zilch! It was like someone sculpted a peanut and a cactus into the shapes of two life-like gorgeous naked woman. Dipper could do nothing but stare in aroused shock.

Quickly Stan turned him around and shook him out of it. "Kid, you need to be cool about this. For obvious reasons the people of Gravity Falls need to have their clothes custom made. Which is expensive, so they have to prioritize. And since guy bodies are more disgusting, they get priority while a lot of girls get nada. But they get really ticked off when you draw attention to it! Got it?"

Dipper paled...but nodded. He then whispers to him. "That cactus girl...are those actual needles where her pubs-

"Kid! It's best not to think to much about that kind of stuff with these people(shudder)...it can get disturbing very quickly!"

Dipper again nodded. He turned back to still laughing Penny and tongue-tied Gumball. Seeing this, he can't but say a question that's been on his mind every time he had the misfortune of watching a cheesy sit-com-

"Why don't you just ask him out?" He asks flatly.

You could hear a pin drop. Everyone in the shack was staring, they were torn between considering this little boy either a genius...or madman.

Thankfully, Penny had the deciding vote. "Huh!" She shouts out suddenly with a very thoughtful expression on her face. "Your absolutely right! I don't know why I didn't think of that! Thanks!" She turns to a now very shocked Gumball. "Wanna go out?" Gumball's response is to become literally petrified in fright.

Penny again laughs. "I'll take that as a yes." She turns to Stan about to open her mouth. -You can take as much a break as you want if it means I don't have to deal with his idiocy about this anymore." Interrupts Stan flatly. Penny nods and carry's her now statue-formed boyfriend away.

It was at that time the ground began to shake. Stan smiled. "Great! Wendy's back!" as he opened the door to let her in...and from the door came the most beautiful girl Dipper had ever seen...which was unfortunate, because she was a T-rex girl...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

This is somewhat based on the anime version of the show

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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