Shoes and Coffee
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Harry didn't plan to think about shoes first thing in the morning. Hell, the only thing that she wanted was a cup of coffee.
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
"You know those shoes make your feet look fat."
….What?
Harry stared at Jenna. What in the hell is talking about? She just walked in and Jenna is talking about shoes. It is too early to deal with this. She needed some coffee. Where in the hell is that coffee pot?
Hell, she is going especially going to need that if she going to start talking about shoes. Or shot of rum depending on how long this conversation goes on.
"A nice pair of flats would do the trick."
She blinked at the perky blonde staring eagerly leaning over her desk. What in the hell do they put in her water this morning?
"See?"
One minute, she was staring blankly into space and the next minute, she had a damn magazine in her face. She stepped back and stared at the damn thing.
Those shoes looked liked you can get them from Wal-Mart without the whole crap price tag.
Who in the hell pays 200 dollars for a pair of shoes?
"Sweetheart, they look like that they came from Wal-Mart."
"They do not! They are very high end shoes."
"Doesn't look like it."
Jenna made that pouty face when she knew that she wasn't getting to get her way. It is really too early in the morning to deal with this crap.
"You know, Harry, you need to make a good impression when you are in court."
"I seriously doubt that anyone would pay attention to my shoes while I am arguing a case."
"How do you know? They may be in the break room and…and they could say that Harry has horrible shoes?"
She looked down at her shoes then at Jenna. God, she felt a headache coming on.
"I have worn these shoes for years. What changed?"
"Well…they make a funny noise when you walk."
She blinked. Screw the water. What the hell has she been eating? Better be no mushrooms. Well, that would explain a lot.
"Stop giving me that look?"
What else is supposed to give her? A cookie?
"Can we have this conversation after I get some coffee? It is entirely too early in the morning to talk about shoes."
"Not for me."
Well, you are special.
"Coffee…now."
"After we have this talk…"
"About shoes?"
"About shoes."
"…Why?"
"They are squeak!"
"Listen, my shoes are probably as old as me. Squeak? You sure that isn't my knees squeaking? Because when you reach my age, a lot of things start squeaking."
She is doing that face again. Shoot me, please?
"Will you at least try on the shoes if I get you these shoes?"
"If you let me have some coffee, yes."
Jenna did her strange happy dance where she clapped and cheered then she dashed off.
She sighed.
Maybe, next time, she let Adam come into the office first. She is sure that Jenna would talk him into a new pair of shoes.
End.
A/N: Harry's Law is complete awesome. That is all. Read and Review if you wish.
