There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children so didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth and bread and then sent them to bed. The nursery rhyme had been changed slightly as the original version which stated, "she gave them broth without any bread whipped them all soundly and then sent them to bed" sounded like child abuse and neglect.
Spencer Reid overheard a woman at the airport reading this nursery rhyme to her daughter. He happened to mention this to her and she gave him a dirty look. He probably shouldn't have said a word. He sat down as far away from this woman and her daughter as he could. He opened up his lap top computer and went to his e-mail. He had 8 e-mails from female admirers, none of whom knew anything about the others. Trying to juggle them had been very difficult. He had sent an e-mail inviting one to dinner but failed to realize he had sent the invitation to all 8 of them.
A couple of days later
After a long flight from Hawaii, Reid was glad he was able to sleep in. He almost forgot that he had a date this evening. He almost wished he could cancel the date, but it was too late.
He came to the restaurant which was named the Old Italian Inn. It served Northern Italian food which Reid loved. When he came in, he was greeted by Marsha. The couple sat down and had dinner.
He didn't notice that the 7 other women were dinning in the restaurant. When he got the bill, he almost fainted $1,300.00. Before he could question the waiter, the woman stood up and starting chanting...
"Spencer Reid works for the BAU, He had so many girlfriends, he didn't know what to do. So he wined and dined them, and then sent them on their way."
The 8 women got up, kissed Reid on the forehead and then walked out one by one. Reid wanted to crawl into a hole. He ended up having to pay the bill except that he didn't have enough money. Police were called and Reid was almost arrested. He ended up having to call Hotch to bail him out. When Reid finally got home, he went straight to bed. That was hardly the end of it. He didn't know that one of the women was filming the entire incident.
The women posted the incident on YouTube with a picture of Reid shortly thereafter. Strauss was not amused when CNN and MSBC got wind of the story. BAU Director bails out Spencer Reid was the headline. The women spoke to both news agencies. It was then that Reid realized he had sent the e-mail invitation to all 8 women.
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