-PLEASE read author's notes
Author's Notes: Several Tekken ff.net readers/writers talked such stupid crap to me on IM the other night that I just had to write this afterwards. I couldn't help it... This is complete and total stupid crap that I wrote in approximately forty minutes (the whole thing), but it was stress-relief and somewhat amusing to write... All misspellings, grammar and sentence-structure mistakes are indeed intentionally done. I didn't post "Right Back at Ya" [the first one] here due to the fact that I would without a doubt be flamed to hell to the point of no return, but I more than likely will be now... hopefully not, but I wouldn't be surprised.
-This is just a stupid example of how some people are taking pairings TOO seriously to the point they take it more seriously than their actual writing in some cases, along with the fact that some people are basing their fictions now on other people's work, rather than the actual storylines. This is not just a hit up on the Tekken fandom. It's not nearly this bad anymore, but when Tekken 5 hits the stands, the big boom may bring it back. There's stuff like this in ALL fandoms, and it's even worse in Linkin Park, Harry Potter, LotR, and especially Inuyasha now... (where people feel the need to kill everyone and start boards over pairing fights, etc...) May have done something like this for those fandoms instead, but it's already been incessantly done. This also isn't a flame to any pairing. I like all pairings just fine. I love het. I love yaoi. I love yuri. This is just a very stupid parody
-None of this parody is directed towards anyone in particular, and is NOT meant to be taken offensively in any way, shape, or form. I am, however, very sorry if this actually does offend anyone.
-As stated last time in the first addition for those who read it, you didn't read this...
-I tried to make this as crappy as I could... Another appropriate title for this would surely be 'How NOT to Write a Fanfic'...
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken.
"Right Back at Ya Again!"
Adjectives, thongs, and robots!!!1111
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DiScLaImEr: So dun Lyke own any of them but I would luv to have Jin n Hwoarang but I'll pReTeNd their MiNe anywaze!!!!! XXXDDD BOOYA!!!!!111
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Kazuya looked out the window. It was a very bright, luminous, sunny, fragrant, magnificent, beautiful, gorgeous, day.
An eight year old Jin ran into the large, quiet, small, loud, dark, light room. "Hey dad. I love you!"
Kazuya smiled. "And I you, son. I you. I'm so glad you, Jun, and I are such a happy, glad, smiling, wonderful, glorious, happy, civilized, dashing, wonderful, happy family."
Jin smiled back, and Jun too ran into the large, quiet, small, loud, dark, light room. "Kazuya, are you in here my loveable, huggable cutie pie?"
"Oh yes dear," Kazuya sang through the air.
"How superb," Jun replied in delight. "I'm so glad you are my husband." It was almost as if Jun had truly never died in 1996.
"And I am ever so happy you are my wife," Kazuya giggled; his voice oozing with child-light delight as he embraced her.
Thus Kazuya, Jun, and Jin were a perfect, wonderful, happy, joyful, voluptuous family.
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For one reason or another, some of the Tekken competitors were singing in a nightclub at this point.
"Let me see that tho-on-ong. Baby. That tho-tho-tho-tho-ong. I like it when ya booty goes. Girl I make ya booty go-oo-ooo," Heihachi screeched into the microphone, dancing in his large, white thong.
Everyone screamed in horror. "EEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!" Christie cried out in fear. "He's like, so, SO freak'n me totally OUT right now! He's like, 70, and like, still wearing a THONG!!!!!"
Jin shrugged, looking deliciously sexy as ever while Julia and Xiaoyu drooled.
After his hundredth glass of alcoholic beverages, Lei turned around from the bar. "Ya know, I always wondered something..."
"Like, WHAT?" Christie asked. Jin stared at her boobs in the meantime. Her boobs were large.
"Like what it is with us singing songs that just happen to be from the approximate years 2000-2004 when this is 2026?"
The music stopped.
"I dun get it..." Hwoarang remarked, acting all high and stupid.
"Me neither..." Lei murmured, going back to being all drunk and stupid.
Jin stared at Christie's boobs.
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"OAUWERAJERLOAJO;FRJUA;OIEROEIRUJ;AOIUFAOR!!!11111111111" Bryan cackled for no apparent reason.
Yoshimitsu was confused. "Uh..."
"AOEFGAOUAOUFAOIFOJAOFROAUOFAT!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111" Fury once more yelled.
"Uh..."
"You wetard," Bryan nearly cried. "I'm making robot noises."
"Uh... why...?"
"Well like DUH!!!1111111" Bryan said with a classic 'hmp' contained within his voice. "I'm a ROBOT! Hello!"
"You are?" Yoshimitsu asked, sounding bewildered. "So like... you have a microchip for brain and a retractable dick?"
Bryan nodded with glee. "Don't forget YOU are a ROBOT too!!!!111111111"
"WHOA!!!!111111111111 Really????!!!11111111"
"Yes indeedy," Bryan replied while prancing about. "We're both robots. Robots, robots, ROBOTS!!!!!!1111111 Gyah gyah nyah NYAH!!!!!11111 AOLJFAOLEJFROALJERFOLAJEOJAOERJUAOEJ!!!!!!!1111111111111
Yoshimitsu joined Bryan, in a dance of robot induced noises which rang throughout the air louder than a numerous collection of '!!!11111111's.
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