"When I Come Around" (XellAn: this is a Slayers parody of "Look Around" by John Popper. *looks over her shoulder* Do i really needa say it? ...oh, all right... i do not own the rights to either Slayers or the song "Look Around" and i humbly beg forgivness of any one who i may have offended....yadda yadda yadda... )

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Slayers, you'll get no answers from me

about who I am or why I lie

Brave enough to speak, afraid to see

I confuse you till you cry

and I've tried to finally decide

why i'm in your face

And if you can't already tell

I'm able to torment you

I'm told I do it very well

but more important you should know

That it's you I annoy

to me you're just a toy

But in general I

just mock you to your face

Zel, you're gonna hafta go and find it

before I come around

since you've become an ugly stone

you're gonna hafta look

to find that blessed book

before by me it's found

You'll get no answers from me

about the Bible or what I want

(that's enough to make him mad

He's not the first one to do that)

And I don't care

Slayers beware

of me

'cause I might get rough

You want the Bible but it's mine

in the fire, there goes a page

Zel, the way you look is fine

Try and hold back your rage

And sometimes

in the midst of all my chaos

I wonder "is this enough?"

Really, Amelia,

remind me why

life is good

if you'll just die

And still you're gonna ask me questions

though I don't make a sound

Zel's still an ugly stone

the Claire Bible he'd like to own

and all of you will groan

When I come around

When I come around

When I come around...

*********************************************************************** ********************** Author's note: as a punishment for my insubordinance during the disclaimer, Juuou-Sama requires that i give myself 40 lashes and you are to be my witness.... ...here goes.... XellAn: Ow! Ow! Ow! OWOWOWOW!^_^...oh yeah...^_^OWOWOWOWOWOW!!! ^_^ OW!^_^ ...feels good....^_^OW!^_^OWWIE.....

*10 minutes later*

XellAn: ...OWWWWW!^_^ All done!^_^

Zelas: Good girl.

XellAn: *bowing* yes, Juuou-Sama. it was nothing. i enjoy it almost as much as annoying Laura no baka. ^_^ (for those who don't understand that reference....it's a camp thing involving a chode named Laura)

Zelas: I see why you and Xellos get along so well. you're just as much of a fruitcake as he is.

XellAn: Arigato, Juuou-Sama. ^_^

*the Beastmaster sighs*