This is shitpost taken fanfic form, not inspired from any one source, but the general in fandom joke that most if not all students in 1-A are pretty sure All Might is Deku's dad, I simply took the hilarious notion and ran with it.
Please don't take this too seriously, mostly humor no angst, just lighthearted fun. Might see some pre-established ships from a mile away, a few you may have to squint to see it, but though ships implied, that is not the focus of this story!
Also for any readers of Not Today! I'll try to update soon, I'm generally been slow because I want to express my thoughts and words carefully. This fic is a looooooooot more lighthearted and just, well real life has been getting to me you could say ^^; and writing this gave me such fun laughter, I hope to share the humor and joy with you all as well!
Enjoy! Thank you for reading!
The dorm lounge was filled with laughter and conversation, a handful of students relax and chat idly amongst each other.
With a lull of conversation, a question is broached that has them all shook.
"By a show of hand, how many of you think All Might is Midoriya-kun's dad?"
Dead silence followed as all current occupants stared at Todoroki completed flummoxed.
"Todoroki what the fuck?!" Jirou broke the silence that followed said statement first. Staring at him as if he had suddenly decided to stand up, dress in drag and do the hula.
"No, really, what the actual fuck? You've literally said nothing this entire time, and you drop that bomb on us, what?"
Todoroki undeterred by even a smidge by Jirou's questioning, or the looks he was receiving continued on,
"Have none of you actually considered it?"
Uraraka made a noise that was a sounded like a croak, Todoroki wasn't sure it was in agreement or disagreement.
Denki was either choking or laughing, it was hard to tell and Iidya seemed to sigh in resignation.
Yaoyorozu looked concerned asked,
"Is that what you've been sitting on this entire time while we were talking...?"
"Maybe..."
After everyone was mostly able to get themselves together...
"Denki stop laughing!"
"-he- hahahaha-he thinks-bahaha-"
"...I don't see what's so funny..."
The gathered congregated closer to Todoroki as if it were a group intervention.
To be fair, there was only a handful of them hanging around the lounge in the first place...
Iidya the calmest of the bunch, aside from Todoroki who couldn't seem to grasp why everyone was going through varying degrees of shock...compared to Iidya who's composure was somewhat understandable as he was the third or at least second most person to spend a majority of time around Todoroki.
Almost with a sigh, he said, "Todoroki-kun we can't keep doing this..."
The nearly unanimous thought was, "THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE?"
Kaminari broke into a new round of laughter at Todoroki's expense.
Uraraka seemed as if she was questioning the reality that she was currently in, did she slip into an alternate timeline where Todoroki really just dropped a conspiracy theory with the straightest face possible and then pout like a child, crossing his arms when Iidya expresses his disapproval, what? What? What!?
Asui broached the question first, "Todoroki-kun what makes you think as such? I know I've said they have similar quirks as an observation but what leads you to believe that means they're related?"
Iidya only groaned at the question as if to express the thought, 'here we go again', or to say 'you've made a huge mistake'.
Todoroki sat straighter at that, moving his hands in a manner remainest of said person who had groaned.
"Look, think about, you said so yourself, they have similar quirks, too similar. But haven't you noticed how All Might also tends to dote on Midoriya-kun much more than any of us? How the two often meet up for no reason and how Deku literally has All Might's phone number, aside from the whole shrine he has, doesn't this seem even the least bit suspicious...?"
Iidya just pinched the bridge of his nose, having heard variants of the speech before, Jiro stared slack-jawed.
"That is the craziest shit I've ever heard you say...and honestly, I'm kind of living for it!" Kirishima said, his voice tinged with awe.
Several groans of Kirishima ran out, Iidya's voice clear, "Please do not encourage him!"
Uraraka seemed to be deeply considering his words, Asui noticed and asked, "Uraraka-san...don't tell me, you don't agree with Todoroki-kun do you...?"
Uraraka smiled bashfully, rubbing the back of her neck, "Well..."
Tenya having had enough, his voice ringing out from the unexpected betrayal, "NOT YOU TOO!"
Rushing to explain, waving her hands she said, "Look I know it sounds outlandish but Todoroki-kun's kinda right at some points.
Deku-kun is totally All Might's favorite. And! And! Do you remember that time we went to visit Deku-kun in the nurse's office, during the sports festival and we saw that man, Deku-kun didn't mention it but, if you think about it, it was probably All Might!... I mean, I never put it together before, but since All Might has revealed his true form, doesn't it look similar to the guy we saw before?
Did Deku-kun already know, he didn't seem too surprised about All Might's appearance..." she drifted off noticing that now everyone was staring at her much the same manner as they had Todoroki just minutes before.
Todoroki for his part seemed immensely pleased with himself, nodding, "See, totally related."
Iidya immediately stood, gesturing his hands around from Uraraka to Todoroki and back as he addressed them, "Look, we can't go around just wildly speculating about our classmate on whether or not All Might is his father, something of which I am sure is most probably not true-"
Cutting him off before he could get too heated, Yaoyorozu hesitated, putting her thoughts together carefully before continuing on, "I can't speak with full certainty on similarities and habits that the two may share, but as it's been said, All Might certainly favors Midoriya...and with no offense towards him, but he does such with no clear discernable reason."
Blushing, she continued before they could misconstrue her words, "I mean, Deku is wonderful, and has admirable hero qualities, with a quirk that fits the bill when he is not injuring himself...but what's to say of the other students...? All Might in teaching is certainly fair and just, and no hint of favoritism lingers, not even a doubt of it, that's not what I'm trying to imply but-"
Denki cut in, expression full of disbelief and incredulous by how serious Yaoyorozu was taking the question, "You can't be serious? Like, I can see that you are serious, but you've gotta be kidding me? Let's be real here, everyone" he paused to say "Except Bakugou" and then continued,
"Everyone pretty much favors Midoriya so to say that they could be related because big ole All Might has a soft spot is a moot point. Like, it's Midoriya."
No one seemed to want to argue that, making sounds of vague or outright agreement. Midoriya just had that certain kind of charm that brought others in...
Kirishima agreeing, still came with a counter-argument,
"Okay, I see your point, but haven't you noticed that out of all the students, he greets us with the preface of young when encouraging or formally when lecturing, Midoriya is the only one he calls my boy...I'm pretty sure he's even addressed him by his first name when going full parental mode..."
Denki raised his finger to counter the rebuttal but came up short, he opened and quickly closed his mouth. Kirishima wasn't wrong...technically...but..!
Building of Kirishima's thought would was wearing a shit eating grin as Denki eye began to twitch, said
"You know...I'm sure we've all been to the nurses at some point or another, and while All Might shows just as much concern for everyone, he tends to call Midoriya away after a particularly bad injury or lectures just a bit more on being careful... I never really thought about it, since Midoriya-kun is getting injured much more than us...but it is a bit odd..."
Iidya knowing that the conversation had vastly steered away from where he tried to contain it, resigned himself in defeat.
Puffing up, he gave one more try to right their minds, "Fine, let's say he could or could not be related, it is none of our business to discuss such things about our friend and classmate and we should respect that!"
Uraraka seemed to deflate at that, voice carrying a bit of guilt, "You're right Iidya-kun..."
Tenya seemed satisfied, thinking the situation of hand come to a close, but was dismayed when Uraraka continued,
"This just means we gotta make Deku-kun reveal the truth!"
Iidya considered facepalming as several other voices agreed with said sentiments.
Surveying the room, he was relieved to find not everyone seemed to be rolling with the shenanigans...still, he could only sigh once more at the thought of what his classmates would come up with...
Those in favor in search of finding the truth behind the matter dubbed it 'Operation Dad Might'
...To be continued...
Can you spot the meme references in the synopsis? If so, brownie points to you, also gosh, sorry for the wordiness orz;;
I hope you enjoy my silly little tale and please review!
