Humanized Dave [or, The Transformation of an Octopus to Man]
Penguins of Madagascar Movie Oneshot AU. Dave suddenly turns into a real life human!
(i do not, and never will, own Penguins of Madagascar, be it the TV series, movie, whatever. or the Madagascar film series.)
It all began when Dave was working out, and by 'working out', i mean he was strangling dummy stuffed penguins in his lair.
He had now strangled the 8th stuffed dummy, but before he could strangle the ninth one...
He instantly started choking, with an impending doom of choking to death.
The octopus henchmen surrounded him, all worried, some of them fearing the worst.
Suddenly, all at once, Dave went under a transformation:
One by one, 4 of Dave's tentacles slurped right into his body and vanished.
the remaining 4 stretched longer, to about as long as a human adult's arms and legs.
Then his skin turned from purple to tan, like when he's disguised as Dr Octavius Brine.
The bit where his legs connected suddenly formed a rectangle shape-like thing that his head and neck connected to, as did his arms and legs.
His ears became like that of a human and his nose formed on his face.
Then his brown hair, like in his Octavius Brine disguise, grew on his head.
One of his tentacles suddenly changed into an arm, complete with an elbow, and a 5-fingered hand, which suddenly gained nails. and likewise, the same thing happened to the other one.
the tentacles on the lower half suddenly changed into legs. The tips of the tentacles suddenly changed shape into a shape that resembled a foot, one for each leg, in the shapes of normal human feet. 5 toes popped up on said foot-like shapes, following their respective shape, respectively.
Finally, the changes soon reached his body. Huge nipples formed on the chest, as did a small patch of brown hair in between. A big hole, which would be his bellybutton, formed in the bottom half of the chest, and a long penis suddenly popped right out from inbetween his legs.
the creature that was once Dave was now in the form of Dr Octavius Brine, his human disguise, except he was naked.
Dave stood and stared at himself in a mirror. He looked... different.
one of the octopi henchmen brought his human disguise clothes. Dave put them on.
"I look... FABULOUS!" he said. And then a thought struck him. "If I could just turn into a human, Imagine if I could turn humans into octopi..."
"Yes," he said. "I could turn all humans in America into my personal octopus army! and then the world will soon answer to my rule! They will know the name of..."
He paused impressively.
"...DR OCTAVIUS BRINE!"
His loud cackles were so loud they could be heard from Madagascar, from Africa, from New York, all over Europe, and all the other places in the earth.
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