A/N: I apologize for the very unoriginal title. I also apologize for the stupidity of this one-shot. I wrote it at 2:30 AM. What do you expect? A masterpiece? I expect a Flame Rising review. :P
Based off me screaming when Ivan came on during the SYTYCD finale and not for JB when they were on.
Mitchie wanted me to watch the finale of So You Think You Can Dance with her.
I finally get a day off from the tour, make reservations for a fancy restaurant, and she wanted to watch a TV show.
Why the heck is this TV show so incredibly important?
OK, it's the finale and it probably won't show again…But I wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant.
Fancy restaurants always trump TV shows.
Then Mitchie snuggled with me on the couch.
She was forgiven for not going out to dinner, even if I made reservations. Six months in advance.
The paparazzi would have ruined it anyway.
Mitchie shrieked when this kid that she later called Ivan came onto the screen during the "Best of SYTYCD" dance. Apparently he was her favorite two seasons ago and the fact that he was on tonight made her happy…And also caused her to scream like a fan girl.
She never screams like a fan girl for me. Not even at concerts when all the other girls, and occasionally guys, are.
What the heck does this Ivan dude have that I don't?
OK, he dances…But I taught a hip-hop class. In tight white skinny jeans.
Beat that, Ivan.
Then Mitchie turned around and kissed me for no reason.
She was forgiven for not screaming like that for me.
I don't like being deafened anyway.
The Jonas Brothers started performing. I don't like them. They're trying to steal my fans, I tell you. THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY FAME. I mean, Joe even had my hair style for a while.
Again, Mitchie screamed like a fan girl.
She's going to lose her voice if she keeps screaming like that. Especially if she's not screaming for me.
Again, what the heck do the Jonas Brothers have that I don't?
OK, they have their body guard rap in one of their songs…But we've got a Final Jam winner singing a duet with me, thus launching her career.
Burnin' Up didn't exactly start a rapping career for Big Rob, now did it?
Then Mitchie said that it would have been super special awesome if Connect Three were performing and not the Jonas Brothers.
Again, she was forgiven for not screaming like a fan girl for me. Even if I am the awesome Shane Gray.
The Jonas Brothers were not forgiven for trying to steal my fans.
