A/N- Hai! I was really bored one day, and I started reading some other guidelines. I thought it looked pretty cool, and decided to write one for myself! I only have a few written out for now, so updates will probably be slow. I'd love to hear your ideas, though. I can also write one-shot stories about the rules, at your request.
This is through my OC, Nocte's, POV. You don't have to read my story, Nocte, to get this. All you need to know is that she can control the shadows.
On to da storah!
Disclaimer: I only own my OC, Nocte.
1. NEVER play Russian Roulette with Natasha, unless you have a death wish.
- I was playing with her, she's actually really good.
- She did miss once. Luckily, I was able to dodge the bullet.
- Steve still freaked. He came in on us playing another time after that, too.
- "What are you guys doing?" "Playing Russian Roulette." "What?!"
2. Try not to disappear randomly.
- I was bored, so I took a trip to Asgard. I didn't tell the others.
- Thor and Loki came to get me.
- I was drinking with Sif and the Warriors Three.
- Worst lecture of my lifeā¦
3. Don't prank Loki.
- You will get into an all-out war.
- He is merciless.
- I lost, bad.
- We then decided to get the others.
4. Don't sit in the rafters with Clint and shoot people with Nerf guns.
- While that's always fun to do- especially to the new recruits on the Helicarrier- you will get into trouble.
- Clint will run, leaving you to take all the blame.
- I got him back for that.
5. DO NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, mess with the coffee machine!
- I accidentally messed it up once.
- The second I saw the others, I ran.
- I came out from hiding a month later.
- They were still mad.
6. Don't randomly start singing slightly murderous songs.
- I was singing 'I Can't Decide', by the Scissor Sisters.
- Bruce walked into the living room as I was doing so.
- He was a little worried, to say the least.
- I had to explain to him that it was just a song, and I'm (generally) not a murderous person.
- He's still wary around me, though.
7. Don't start talking about a ship, without explaining what you're talking about first.
- I had made Tony read a story, and the main ship called themselves 'Cold-Blooded Murder'.
- We started talking about it during dinner.
- The others' faces were priceless!
8. Don't fake your own death.
- Only Loki is allowed to do that.
- I did that, and everyone freaked out.
- It got to the point where they even buried me.
- I was laughing so hard inside that coffin.
- It was surprisingly comfy.
- When I came back, Thor thought I was a zombie.
9. Don't say you're joining Loki's Army.
- They will take you seriously.
- I was in the glass cage on the Helicarrier for a week.
- Loki thought I was serious, too.
- He tried to get me to 'kneel'.
- I refused, and kicked him in the shin.
10. If you start smiling for no reason, be prepared to get blamed for everything.
- I made a joke in my head, and started smiling.
- Then, I started laughing.
- Loki decided to pull a prank, then.
- I was blamed.
A/N- Woo! First 10, done!
I had NO INTERNET ALL DAY! It was HORRIBLE! On the bright side, I wrote about 35 rules, all in Word. I'll put the next two chapters up soon.
Please tell me what you think, and leave any ideas you have. You can give it to me in a PM, or a review. See you soon!
