Authors Note: Hello Everyone- I don't own Percy Jackson – Rick Riordan owns it.
This is my first fan fiction. I need to thank my sister Michele for being my Beta Reader and for introducing me to fan fiction. Hope you enjoy my story. For peace-love-writing for encouraging me to finally try to put my ideas into a story.
Lists and Jelly Beans
"What's that" Poseidon asked Hades who had picked up a piece of paper in the throne room after a meeting with the other gods.
"It's a list. I noticed our sons with it during the meeting"
The meeting today was a special one. Some of the demi-gods had been invited to witness the meeting and spend time with their parents. However due to an unplanned interruption, it was now break time. All the other Gods and Demi-gods had left the room.
Hades started laughing as he handed the paper to Poseidon. "This explains a lot."
On top of the paper it read "The Gods Meeting Drinking Game with Jelly Beans".
Rules: Have a drink or a handful of jelly beans whenever a point below occurs. Winner is the last one not drunk or ill.
Poseidon joined Hades with his laughter. It did explain why the unplanned break had occurred. They both stopped laughing as they heard someone approach. Two boys entered the room arguing. One was small with black hair and dark eyes and wearing all black clothing. The other was tall with black hair and green eyes. He was wearing jeans and a blue-green shirt, however an ugly brown stain down the front of him.
"It's not my fault- blame the game." the smaller of the two boys said.
"You… Threw…. Up…. On… Me." the taller one said.
"It was your idea!" shouted Nico throwing up his hands.
The two boys stopped short as they noticed the two powerful Gods in the room. They glanced nervously at each other as they noticed the list in Lord Poseidon's hand.
"Hello Dad, Lord Hades" Percy mumbled.
"Percy, Nico. Care to explain this?" Lord Poseidon said waving the list in the air. Percy and Nico knew they had to be careful. If they had read the list this could get painful. The Gods were known for their unpredictable nature, and one of the most temperamental Gods was in the room, they couldn't be sure what was going to happen.
"We… were expecting to be…. bored" Percy explained "At the meeting. We knew that we had to concentrate and we needed something that would keep our attention."
"SO YOU MADE A GAME OF OUR MEETING?" Hades yelled, as the two boys looked down at the ground, in embarrassment and fear.
"Umm…" Nico stuttered.
"We got the idea from a Star wars drinking game" Percy explained.
"If we promise not to play any more, can you not mention it to Zeus and the others?" Nico asked looking towards his father hopefully.
The two Gods looked at each other "Only if you don't mention this in future to Zeus?"
As the Gods left the room, taking the list, the two boys turned to each other.
"You know I won, don't you" asked Percy.
"Yeah, Sorry for being sick on you"
"That's Okay- we had to finish anyway. We ran out of jelly beans."
Nico and Percy followed their fathers out the door.
"I can't believe we went through a two kilo bag of Jelly beans already."
"So we will need a lot of bottles when we play" Posiedon whispered to Hades.
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The Gods Meeting Drinking Game with Jelly Beans.
Rules: Have a drink or handful for jelly beans whenever a point below occurs. Winner is the last one not drunk or ill.
When Hades and Demeter discuss Persephone. (Two drinks for mention of kidnapping)
When Demeter mentions Cereal
When Poseidon and Athena insult each other (eg. Owl Head, Kelp Head etc)
When Hera mentions Zeus's affairs with Mortals
When Hera criticises Demi-gods (Two drinks if it is you, Thalia or Annabeth)
When the argument that Mother Rhea liked you best occurs.
When an argument over whether sea disaster or air disasters are better is started.
When Aphrodite checks her make-up
When Aphrodite flirts (Two drinks if it is anyone other than Hephaestus or Ares)
When Dionysus tries to have some wine or whines about not being able to have it. (Two drinks if he manages to do it)
When Dionysus whinges about being stuck at camp half blood
When Apollo says poetry (two drinks if it is good- NOT GONNA HAPPEN)
When Apollo calls Artemis Sis or little Sis.
When Artemis mentions boys and jackalopes in a sentence together.
When being thrown off Mount Olympia is mentioned
When Hermes pulls a practical joke
When Hermes checks his caduceus
When Ares pulls out a weapon
When someone is attacked by sacred animals, skeletons or doused in water or lightning
When Hades complains about the traffic in the underworld.
When Athena has to explain something
When Athena and Poseidon argue about Athens or Medusa.
Whenever it thunders.
When the meeting gets physical (Two drinks if Ares DOESN'T start it)
When Dionysus compliments demi-gods or satyrs (Two drinks if he gets their names right)
When Artemis says something positive about a boy (Two drinks) [Hey it may happen!]
When Poseidon or Athena agree with each other (Finish the bottle! Life as we know it will be about to change!)
