"I am, I wrote a poem." Said Nobusama to his friends. "That is wonderful! Shall you read it aloud?" Sissy inquired. "No!" shouted all of the fucktards. "I am, *clears throat in Japanese*:"

"I am, I am, by Nobusama.

I am, I am the lovely blooms in spring

I am, I am they speak to me

I am, I am, I am, they say

I am, I am, I am, I pray

I am, I am, I am, and always will be

I am, I am, I am nature

I am, I am, I am, the leaves whisper

I am, I am, I am as well sweet foliage

I am, I am, I held the leaf

I am, I am, I kiss it tenderly

I am, I am, I am the end."

All of the members in horror, even Sissy, "Um, that was… that was lovely?" he said questioningly. "I am, I am grateful, Sissy. I am, you are the leaf." 'Yes, yes that is very nice Nobu. Let us go back to bed." "I am, I am!" Nobusama said seductively. "Ewwww!" Everyone said collectively.

I am, I am, I am DAS ENDERSCHLAUFEN. Or am I?

Obnoxious Man by Max Coppella

"Obnoxious man, why do you interrupt me so?

You can barely hear you own chatter

Obnoxious man, who poisons my drinks

One day I will make you splatter."

"Um, that was very nice Max." said the therapist, "It is good for you to get out your feelings." "Yes, yes it is."

DAS WAHR ENDERSCHLAUFEN, Oder ist es? Nah just kidding bruh, this shit is done.