The PokeMonitor

A Newspaper for PokeFreaks
9/7/00

Today's Special: An interview section!!!!

Interview 1:

Kim: Hello, everybody. I'm here with the "famous" Ash Ketchum. Hey Ash, how ya doin'?
Ash: I wanna be a Pokemon Master!
Kim: That's just great. Where are you from?
Ash: I hate Gary!
Kim: Wonderful. So, how many badges have you earned?
Ash: Huh? You're supposed to earn badges? I get mine for making the gym leaders feel sorry for me!
Kim: In that case, OFFICER JENNY! He has not earned these badges!
::Officer Jenny drags him to jail::
Kim: Well, wasn't that fun? I'm Kim Katchup, see you later!


Interview 2:

Kim: Hi again folks! I'm here with Ash's Pikachu. How ya doin' little fellow?
Pikachu: Pika chu!
Kim: Oh, I see. Why don't you like your Pokeball?
Pikachu: Pikachu pi ka ka! Ka pi!
Kim: Uh huh. Why don't you want to evolve?
Pikachu: Pi! Chu, ka chu, pika!
Kim: That's nice. How do you say "Ash is a loser" in Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika pi chu ka chu pikachu.
Kim: What's your deepest, darkest secret?
Pikachu: ::glares at Kim:: PiiiikaaaCHUUUUUU!!!!!
::Pikachu thunderbolts Kim::
Kim: Shocking! Do you have anything else to say?
Pikachu: ::waves:: Pikachu!
Kim: I'm Kim Katchup... no Pikachu, not ketchup... stop chasing me... AHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Due to a lack of reporters, there will be no more interviews.