Disclaimer: I'm disclaiming,

Episode 5 begins with Naota and Kitsurubami in an airgun battle against Amarao and Haruko, Amarao challenged Naota to a battle over Haruko because after being turned down (smacked through a wall) by Haruko he saw Naota kissing Haruko. Not one to have his pride smashed up by a little boy (regardless of Naota's desire NOT to kiss Haruko, and the only reason said kiss took place was because of his new horn)...so he challenges him to a fight. I am not sure how the rules of this game work out, but I would guess its like paintball...only Naota and Haruko seem to shoot each other a little too much, but hey its anime.Anyways Amarao knocks Kitsurubami into the river and she's kinda dead in a bloody drowned kinda way.Naota is helpless so Amarao & Haruko kick his ass.Mamimi sees the whole thing and asks him if he likes Haruko.Later Naota comes home and hangs out with Amarao & Haruko,

Amarao:(whispering to naota) is her food edible?

Naota:it won't kill you

Amarao:okay then(eats haruko's unedible barf)...........K.O..................................................................dead

kitsurubami returns from the bathroom with cuts and scrapes all over her body.

Kitsurubami: what's up with him?

Kitsurubami stares at Amarao who's foaming at the mouth

Kitsurubami:eww!

Haruko:WHOOPS!

Kitsurubami: WHOOPS! YOU JUST KILLED AMARAO!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU SAYING WHOOPS BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE?!?!

Haruko:WHOOPS!

Kitsurubami: oh great! now he's a corpse........YOU TURNED AMARAO INTO A CORPSE!!!!!

Haruko:WHOOPS!

Amarao gets up and walks away still looking like a corpse and then comes back in human form

Kitsurubami:how'd you do that?

Amarao:the magical power of water?

Haruko & Naota: whatever

Amarao & Naota head to the bakery to help a customer

Amarao (cheerfully): I am careless with money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naota (cheerfully): so am I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Customer: RIGHT! how do I get from point A to point B ? and why do you have fake eyebrows ?

Amarao: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CAN TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naota: go to hell

Customer: gladly

Amarao runs out of the room to deal with the cruelness of society,Naota follows him

Amarao: where's the boy with my latte? (sadly) he's not coming back is he?

Kitsurubami: COMMANDER!!!!!!!!!!!

Amarao: WUZZATT?

Kitsurubami: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!

Amarao: what's her problem ?

Naota: mood swings, it happens to every girl.

Haruko: hey kiddies it's bedtime

ALL:SINCE WHEN DO YOU ACT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Haruko: why not act like this?

ALL: IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!

Person in the void #1:this is great reality t.v. , they go to pieces over nothing!!!!!!!!

Person in the void #2: yes, I agree

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Haruko: FINALLY IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

Hana: HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!

Haruko: WELL, YOUR STORY WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hana: IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU'D THINK DIFFERENT, IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME TO WRITE THIS STORY BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAVE IT AND I LOST IT!!!!!!!!!! SO I HAD TO REWRITE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Haruko: TOUCHING, NEXT ON FLCL EPISODE 2 THE RETURN OF KAMON!!!!!

Hana: HEY I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Haruko: TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

Hana: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amarao: read and review please

Kitsurubami: and no flamers or else you die!