"You can't replace me!" cried Tobias. "Of course we can, we already have you steroid-ridden c*cksucker! Now get the fuck out of here!" yelled Chris. "It's not that we don't love you Tobi, it's that you're such a friggot." "We love Disco more." said Class. Tobi's eyes were blinded with fury, and he tried to terminate Disco. He confronts him in the studio. "You take my career you cheeky little twat!" Disco stares at him blankly. Suddenly he grabs Tobi's drumstick, and stuffs it in his pants. "You bastard!" cries Tobi. But then, as a sign of brotherly love Disco took him own drumstick, and shoved it Tobi's pants. "Now we are brothers, and brothers care for each other." said Disco philosophically. Tobi just stared at him, horrified, and walked out of the room.
The next day, Tobi tried to confront Disco again. "I won't be fooled by his trickery this time!" Tobi thought to himself. He stormed in, guns a flaming, but they were 4.20 way too blazed, and the studio caught on fire. One of the beams from the ceiling fell on Tobi's back. "Damn it! I should've had more steroids!" he exclaimed. At that moment, he saw a figure approaching him, it was Disco. It was then that Disco saved Tobi's life. He took that beam, and shoved it right in his pants. They ripped and tore, like the virgin asshole of a choir boy. And if leather could bleed, it would have that day. "What…What the fuck?" Tobi cried. "We are brothers. Brothers look out for each other." "No! I'm not your brother! Stay away from me! Stay away!" But Disco continued closing in. Tobi was unable to escape; he was too weak from the beam. So, Disco picked him up and set him on his feet. Instead of me shoving you in my pants, I will shove myself in yours." Poor little Tobi, he was so young and so handsome, he had so much going for him, but he couldn't take it anymore. Disco didn't just take his virginity, he took his sanity. Tobi rotted away in agony in an asylum, this moment forever replaying in his mind.
The LOTL members came to visit him that day. 'Hey Tobi, if you stop being a crazy little shit, we'll let you back in the band." "Really?" he asked hopefully. "Disco kind of freaks me out man." said Chris. "We kept turning the corners and seeing him. He just keeps getting thinner and thinner. It's like whenever he is behind you, it's like a skeleton coming to eat your soul." "At least he didn't shag you p*ssies." Tobi retorted. Bo started crying. "He called me his brother, and he shoved his drumstick down my pants! We're so sorry we didn't protect you Tobi! It wasn't until it happened to me that they realized what was going on." "I don't know man; I still don't give a fuck." Gared said. "Me neither." said Class, "Let's go get beer." And they all lived happily ever after.
Later that night…Gared opens his closet. "They won't find you in here, my sweet." "Aww." says Dan. "Not you, the other skeleton." said Gared. "Thanks man, I love you too."
