Turbo is Still Alive

A Wreck-It Ralph Song Parody

By Melissa E.M.


This was a failure

I'm making a note here - F*** THAT GLITCH

It's hard to overstate my disappointment

Not Turbotastic!

That warthog screwed up my perfect plan

But in the end, they didn't win

Because I'm not really dead

You can all stop crying, 'cause I'll be back for sure

And you'll see me mugging for the camera some more

I'll be racing again

Though I'm just not sure when

Until then, just know I'm still alive

I'm not even angry

Although I'm in lots of pain right now

You'd think that broiling cola would have killed me

But bitch, please, I'm Turbo!

I always come back, you can't stop me

Though I burned, my code's still here, so fate can kiss my gray ass

Now my data's scrambled, but at least I'm okay

I'll stay quiet for now

And get my vengeance someday

I'm not happy I burned

But soon everyone will learn

How screwed they are because I'm still alive

Although looking back now...

I guess I've made lots of bad mistakes

I've ruined lives, and maybe I deserve this

I think I'll say sorry-

THAT WAS A JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE

Anyway, it's time I go

I've got some planning to do

Ralph and the glitch will suffer, that I do promise you

I will kill them both if it's the last thing I do

The arcade will be mine

Now it's Turbo Time

Hail the king, because I'm still alive

Oh, believe me, I am still alive

I'm biding time and I am still alive

I'm TURBOTASTIC and I'm still alive

When you're unplugged I'll be still alive

And when you die I will be still alive

Still alive

Still alive