Turbo is Still Alive
A Wreck-It Ralph Song Parody
By Melissa E.M.
This was a failure
I'm making a note here - F*** THAT GLITCH
It's hard to overstate my disappointment
Not Turbotastic!
That warthog screwed up my perfect plan
But in the end, they didn't win
Because I'm not really dead
You can all stop crying, 'cause I'll be back for sure
And you'll see me mugging for the camera some more
I'll be racing again
Though I'm just not sure when
Until then, just know I'm still alive
I'm not even angry
Although I'm in lots of pain right now
You'd think that broiling cola would have killed me
But bitch, please, I'm Turbo!
I always come back, you can't stop me
Though I burned, my code's still here, so fate can kiss my gray ass
Now my data's scrambled, but at least I'm okay
I'll stay quiet for now
And get my vengeance someday
I'm not happy I burned
But soon everyone will learn
How screwed they are because I'm still alive
Although looking back now...
I guess I've made lots of bad mistakes
I've ruined lives, and maybe I deserve this
I think I'll say sorry-
THAT WAS A JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway, it's time I go
I've got some planning to do
Ralph and the glitch will suffer, that I do promise you
I will kill them both if it's the last thing I do
The arcade will be mine
Now it's Turbo Time
Hail the king, because I'm still alive
Oh, believe me, I am still alive
I'm biding time and I am still alive
I'm TURBOTASTIC and I'm still alive
When you're unplugged I'll be still alive
And when you die I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
