A/N- Please Read!
Ok, before anyone freaks out...let me explain. The Great Lusty Ninja War is STILL going on, but it will be ending soon. I'm working on it...but I kinda lost the chapter I was working on. Well like half of it. I will be updating it still. But my friend told me about the 700th chapter of Naruto (that I had no idea existed until last night) and I found out they all had kids! How cute. So you all know what that means... A Geat Lusty Ninja War 2. Promise there won't be a three. I tried to get all the kids and their names. If there are more kids then what I have down, please tell me! I only know of the ones I read about in the manga. And correct me if the names are wrong! Also, if anyone knows Lees sons name, let me know.
Warning- this is like the first story. There are crude jokes in it and sometimes it can get graphic. Oh, and it's a slash and straight story as well! That's why it's rated M. Thanks! Hope you all enjoy!
I do not own Naruto and all of these characters!
The Great Lusty Ninja War 2
The blinding summer sun was already peeking over the tree tops. The warm light poured into a silent bedroom, where a blond man slept with his lusty arms wrapped around his stunning big breasted wife. He sighed and nuzzled up into his wifes neck. Her gorges black hair was silky and hinted of sweet cherry blossoms. Naruto smirked as opened his heavy eyes to see his perfect wife still asleep.
"She is so beautiful that it puts the sunrise to shame." Thought Naruto as he got up and ran his fingers through his short, messy, bed head blond hair. He got up from his messy bed wearing bright orange boxers that read, Hokage Bitch, on the butt in white lettering. Naruto walked out into the empty hallway and down the stairs, which lead him into the kitchen.
"Let's see... Breakfast, hmm." Naruto pondered to himself as he opened a cabinet to find cereal box of Ninja Flakes.
"That will do." Naruto mumbled and pulled out the box and a gallon of milk.
"Bang!" A loud noise came from upstairs. Naruto sighed and sat down to eat his morning breakfast in some what peace.
"Ow! That hurt you dumb ass!" Came a teenage boys voice from upstairs.
"And so it begins..." Sasuke mumbled as he entered to kitchen.
"Morning sexy. How was your night?" Naruto asked with a mouth full of Ninja Flakes.
"I slept like a rock...after sex that is. Sakura can be...over powering." Sasuke told his good friend.
"Cough!" Naruto gagged as he was chocking on a piece of cereal.
"I'm surprised the kids aren't up yet getting food." Sasuke mumbled as he pulled out some blue berry Pop-Tarts.
"No, their up. But I was wondering about that as well." Naruto told the man as he dislodged the piece of cereal.
"Stop being a pain!" A girls voice echoed through the hall from upstairs.
"Someone should go see if their ok up there." Sasuke pointed out.
"Yea. Someone should do that." Naruto looked at the raven haired boy.
"I was talking about you." Sasuke huffed.
"No way! Those kids are too rambunctious in the morning." Naruto told his man.
"We use to be that way... I'm kinda glade we aren't like that anymore." Sasuke smirked as he remembered the mornings they all shared.
"I don't know about that. I kinda miss those days." Naruto frowned, but then smiled at the good times.
"Dummy!" Came another girls voice and Sasuke sighed.
"She has her mothers temper." Sasuke sighed.
"But has your good looks!" Naruto chuckled.
"You're crazy!" Said a blond teen boy with stunning blue eyes as he came down the stairs.
"Morning Bolt!" Naruto said loudly with proud in his voice.
"Morning oto-san!" Boruto gave his signature toothy smirk that reminded everyone of young Naruto.
"Did you piss off Sarada again?" Naruto asked his son.
"I didn't do anything! I swear!" Boruto told his dad.
"I believe it." Naruto mumbled as he finished his cereal and Sasuke sighed.
"Why does Bolt and Salad fight every morning daddy?" A tiresome Himawari asked as she rubbed her left eye. Naruto looked down at his perfect little girl. Her black hair hugged perfectly on her face and her blue eyes were one of a kind.
"Because your wonderful brother can be a dolt at times. Specially in the mornings..." Naruto grumbled and picked up his little girl and kissed her on the cheek. Loud footsteps came from the stairs and everyone looked up to see an angry Sarada.
"Morning Sarada." Sasuke told his adorable daughter. Her hair was raven black and her eyes were a memorizing black that were hidden behind a pair of glasses.
"Morning father." Sarada sighed and sat down at the table.
"Well I'm of to do hokage stuff! You kids be good for your mother!" Naruto ordered his kids.
"Oto-san! Can we do something fun this summer?" Bolt asked.
"If you want to have some fun Burrito, then go next door to see your grandfathers." Naruto said as he put on his white hokage cape.
"Grandpa Minato and Kakashi are borrrrring!" Bolt complained.
"Them go hang out with your loser friends. I'll be off this whole summer after today, then we can go camping and go to the beach and all that fun stuff! Ok?" Naruto smirked and ruffled his sons hair.
"Fine!" Bolt sighed. Naruto nodded to Sasuke and left.
"So what are your plans for today, kids?" Sasuke asked as he finished his Pop-Tart.
"Die from boredom." Bolt complained and flopped down on the couch in the next room over.
"Uncle Sasuke, could we get ice cream?" Little Himawari asked as she looked up at him with her big blue eyes.
"Lets wait till the afternoon." Sasuke told the girl.
"Oto-san lets us have ice cream in the morning." Bolt mumbled.
"Well I'm not your father." Sasuke told the boy and sighed. Then there came a loud knock on the front door.
"Who the hell could that be this early in the morning?" Sasuke asked himself.
"Hopefully someone to come take dumb ass bolt away from here..." Mumbled Sarada, who was glaring at Bolt.
"Can you please stop being a bitch for once!?" Bolt blurted out the wrong thing and Himawari covered her ears from the fowl language her older brother was spouting.
"What did you just call me?!" Sarada shouted and punched Boruto across the face.
"OW! This is why none of the guys like you! Macho chick!" Bolt taunted the girl.
"Knock it off in there, before I wake up a very pissed Sakura!" Sasuke ordered.
"Yes sir." Sarada told her father and sat down, but glared daggers at the boy. Sasuke sighed and opened the door to see Shikadai, Chouchou, and Inojin at the door.
"Good morning Mr. Uchiha! Can Bolt, Salad, and Himawari come out to play?" Asked Chouchou with her bright yellow eyes.
"I think that would be a great idea." Sasuke smirked and called the kids over.
"Outside? To do what?" Bolt asked.
"To have fun. Don't get into any trouble Bolt! Watch him Salad and make sure nothing happens to Himawari." Sasuke ordered.
"Yes sir." Sarada promised and then they left. Sasuke waved them off and closed the door with a sigh of relief. He entered the kitchen and sat down at the table with some tea and watched the birds outside the window dance and chirp.
"Finally. Peace and quite." Sasuke mumbled.
"SASUKKKKEEEE!" A pissed off Sakura shouted.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Sasuke clenched his teeth together and thought about not answering, but that would piss her off even more. Sasuke looked back outside and wondered how long this summer was going to be.
I know it's not long, but it's just to see how it does. R and R! Thanks guys!
