(I will not be fixing any mistakes here, enjoy my autism.)
Once upom a time in a faraway land called Hamburg, a group of gentlemen, that were no so gentle, sat in a Hessbuger restaurant. "Where the fuck are our Hessburger?" shouted Bo. "We';ve been waiting so long, that Disco started stuffing napkins in his pants!" "I just want my Hessburger!" cried Chris. "Shut the fuck uop Chris, you'll get your damned burger!" said Cass. "I'll go talk to that big tittied bitch at the counter, and see if she knows where our order is." Class got up hurredly. "What a gent!" said the Merchinator. "He'd be more of a gent if he'd stop sucking on random objects and suck on my_""OKAY!" said Disco. Class came back, looking angry. "Stpid bitch says we never ordered!" "What the shitttttttt!" shouted Bo. "My Hessburhers!" cried Chris, pulling a gun out of his pocket and putting it ion his mouth. "NO!" sghouted the Merchinator. "I'll go get your Hessburger right now, don't worry Chris!" The Mercinator shrarged up to the counter, demanding a Hessburger. When he was deniedn, he smahed the counted, and broke into he kitchen. "Dude, the merc guys pretty bad ass." said Gared. "I heard he plays the drums." said Class. "No shitm, he's in bands you twat." said Chris. "Then why is he just out merch guy?" asked Gared. "NO ONE SHITS A FUCK DAD! SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled the writer, as his dad kept making comments. "He should be our drummer." said Class. "But you have me!" prtested Disco. "I also heard that he doesn't shove things in his pants at random." Said Chris. Disco began crying, in a heap on the flor. The Mercintaor returned, with dozens of Hessburgers. "Here, friensd." He said. "Shut up, you're opru drimmer now." said Chris. "Really? Yay!" saisd the Merchintaor. But, he was Mercinator no more, he was the Druminator. "That names cuks, let's just call him "Tobi"," sadi Gared. Alright you litte c*nt, now he was, "Tobi." They left the Hessburger wand lived happily ever after, except for Disco, he sat there, putting tear covered tissue, after tear civered tissue, in his panst.
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