Title: The Other Side of Hannah
Author: Hana, MyCookiesNotYours
Genre: Humor.
Rating: T.
Word Count: 690
Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana, if I did maybe some of her songs wouldn't stink.
The other side
The other side
The other side of me
"Is right here, morons." She points to her butt.
By day, I play
The part in every way
Of simple sweet, calm and collected
"It's all an act Oliver, if I was actually this sweet I'd give you a cavity!"
Pretend, to my friends
I'm a chameleon
Can make a girl feel disconnected
"Why's your face green? Are you some type of gecko?"
"Do I look like a lizard to you!?"
Feel like a star
A super hero
Sometimes it's hard to separate
(Got too much on my plate)
Hannah Montana turned to face the buffet, only to scoff.
"Are you people crazy?! Who ordered all this food!? Do I look like I can eat all this?"
"Um, Miss Montana, it's not all for you, we do have other crew members..."
"Okay, you know what?! I am way more important than all of you combined! Without me there'd be no show!"
If you could see
The other side of me
I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell
I hold the key (the key)
To both realities
The girl that I want you to know
If only I could show
The other side...the other side
I want you to see
The other side...the other side
The other side of me
"Oh come on Miley! Open the dang door! I am not sleeping outside!"
"Lay with the dogs. Oh actaully don't, they might catch fleas."
Inside, I try
To make the pieces fit right
A jigsaw puzzle everywhere
'Cause I flip the script
So many times I forget
Who's on stage, who's in the mirror
"Okay, this script is not working for me, there's no punching or fighting whatsoever! And what's with the lights, they are not on me!"
Back in the spotlight
The crowd is calling
The paparazzi and the fame
(It can drive a girl insane)
"Sometimes, I just know my fans love me."
"Only because instead of the lighting applause sign, you have a 'love me, or else' sign flashing above the stage."
If you could see
The other side of me
I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell
I hold the key
To both realities
The girl that I want you to know
If only I could show
The other side...the other side
I want you to see
The other side...the other side
The other side of me
" 'The Other Side' of you stinks! You're not only person in this world!"
"No, I'm not, but as I said before, I'm the only one that matters!"
Down inside I'm not that different
Like everyone I have a dream
Don't wanna hide just wanna fit in
Sometimes it's harder than it seems
"This dress is way too small!" She yells.
"Maybe your ginormous ego is too big!" Jackson yelled back.
If you could see
The other side of me
I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell
I hold the key
To both realities
The girl that I want you to know
"If you could see, the other side of me, I'm better than anybody else, can't you tell?"
If you could see
The other side of me
I'm just like anybody else, can't you tell
I hold the key (the key)
To both realities
The girl that I want you to know
If only I could show (yeah)
"I'm still not letting you in, you doof!"
The other side...the other side
I want you to see (yeah!)
The other side...the other side
The other side of me
" Maybe getting LuAnn to come fill in for her isn't such a bad idea..."
"At least we'd get some appreciation.."
The other side...the other side
I want you to see
The other side..the other side of me
" 'Ya know what? Screw this, I quit!" She walked off the stage, in mid performance, and flipped everyone off on her way out.
A/N: Well, this is what you get from someone who doesn't exactly like her bubble gum songs.
