16 Ways to Tell if Your Obsessed with Harry Potter:

1) You write a fan fiction where you are the star

2) You say "accio" and are disappointed when nothing appears

3) Instead of swearing you say "Merlin's beard" or something like that

4) You petitioned to make your school uniform robes and have four houses

5) You actually went looking for the Deathly Hallows but when you couldn't find them you got your old baby blanket, a spatula and that rock you always found interesting at the bottom of your garden

6) … You then hid behind trees and jumped out at unsuspecting "muggles" yelling " I am the conqueror of death take that Voldemort"

7) When you write your mum's profession you put/consider putting house elf.

8) You ran into a pet shop and screamed as the rats "You traitors".

9) You cried when you realised potions wasn't the same as chemistry and you were stuck doing it for a year.

10) you tried on your Dad's old hat and was disappointed when you never got sorted into one of the houses

11) When you never got your Hogwarts letter a part of you died

12 )… or you made your parents write you one to make you feel better

13) You read the Deathly Hallows in under 5 hours

14) … you then told all your friends about it, read it again and collapsed

15) You looked up the Census to see how many Harry Potter's there are

16) You took time out of your precious schedule to read this


kai; OMG i've done all of this

im sad

Jen: yeah but you've been sad for years! jk jk... ok i digress DISCLAIMER: we own nothing, zilch, zero, below one ect and so on