Hello!This is my first fanfiction so please be nice. The first chapter is pretty much a summary. Females join the akatsuki. Multipal pairings, atrotious spelling and sexy Akatuski members! R&R please. And i am not the creator of Naruto all credit goes to the person (whos name is very long and hard to spell, let alone pronounce) who created Naruto. Rated M for many sexual reasons and well...our favorite Jashinist HIDAN!

"That's it!" Pein yelled grabbing Hidan by the arm. "We need more girls in the Akatsuki!" He threw Hidan into the wall. "I fucking love it when you play rough Pein!" Said Jashinist yelled from his creepily grinning mouth. Itachi poked his head in. "Leader-sama you're looking for girls to join?" Pein sighed. "Yes Itachi." "Hn." Itachi walked out of the room. "TOBI DOESN'T WANT ANY GIRLS IN AKATUSKI!" He screamed. "GIRLS ARE ICKY!" He paused. "Except Konan-chan!" He smiled. "Konan-chan is nice and gives Tobi cookies!" Pein face palmed. "Tobi go round up everyone." Tobi shrieked and ran out of the room.

"Where the FUCK are the art fuckers?" Hidan yelled from his perch on the arm of a chair. "I want to get back to my ritual." Itachi looked at him in amusement as Kakuzu pulled a rolled up newspaper from nowhere and thwacked him over the head. "THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" Kakuzu glared at his partner. "Nobody wants to see your bloody self shirtless either." Kisame nodded in agreement. "Shirts are fucking itchy!" Hidan screamed defensively. "Fuck you!" "Will you quit screaming Hidan, I have a headache." Itachi said deadpan. Hidan not wanting to get caught in his genjustu folded his arms pissed. Deidara and Sasori walked in just then. "Where the fuck have you gay ass fuckers been?" Hidan demanded. Deidara went red. "None of your business, yeah." Sasori just looked bored taking his seat on an empty chair. Deidara sat down on the arm of Sasori's chair. Pein sat down at his desk and cleared his throat. "I have decided the Akatsuki needs a change." Konan looked at everyone smiling like a child. "For your next mission you are to find girls to join the Akatsuki." He stood up. "Dismissed." Everyone replied 'yes leader!' and walked out of the room.

Next chapter spoiler: Itachi meets Tayuya