This is my first fan fiction… I just thought you might wanna know that. For whatever reason.
2002:
One lovely day Dipsy was walking along the footpath when he noticed that he felt a little bit different. He didn't know why. ZZP! Then, he didn't feel any thing.
Now who knows anything about the word Armageddon? That's right, Armageddon is the End of the World. Us Humans say that the end of the World is when all Humans die out, it's quite rude of us really. It's probably better for the World, it's not the end of the World, it's the end of the Human species. It's quite selfish of us to call it that.
'AAAHH!' Screamed LaLa,
'What is it?' Asked Po.
'It's Dipsy!' She screamed. 'he's dead!'
'Oooh.' Said Po. ' I don't feel so good.'
Po collapsed.
'OH NO!' Said TinkyWinky. 'the pole isn't making any noise! It should have have gone "time for Teletubbies, time for Teletubbies." Five minutes ago!'
'Something's really going wrong.' Said LaLa. 'Ooh, my… ooh…'
THUMP
TinkyWinky stood there. All his friends were gone. His only family. He was the only one left in Teletubbie Land. Then, it all became clear. They were cancelling the show. The show. There only purpose in life. So, they were dying. It was the end…
… The End?
'NOOO!' Screamed TinkyWinky. 'Everything! It sucks! They stuck us in fucking Teletubbie Land, all to earn them some damn money, and now, just because they're cancelling the show, they're having us killed!'
Tears fell from TinkyWinkys eyes.
'Burn in Hell, you bastards!' screamed TinkyWinky, before falling to the ground. And then, it was the end.
