So, apparently someone was so sad they decided to apply the months of the year with the freaking organization. Wow….I wonder how long it took them to think of that? Anyways, I was thinking, and decided to get all the things that make fanfiction….what it is and talk about it in this one fic. And I did it in song!
Roxas walked on to the stage and stared at the huge crowd. He made a weak, shy cuogh and looked around for a moment before talking a breath. The crowd was full of young girl, each on with a excited face all over them.
"Uhm," he muttered into the microphone. "Hello, I'm Roxas A. Nobody, and I'm here to entertain you."
The crowd is pleased. He could here his name being screamed out by dozens of adoring fans.
"Well, I hope you all like it," Roxas said nervously as he took a deep breath. The crowd clapped and cheered him on.
Roxas smiled and pulled out a few sheets of paper. He looked over to the guitarist, Slash, and gave him the sign that it was now time to start the song.
He coughed once more and began to sing;
On the first day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
A really poor made sex filled one shot.
On the second day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the third day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the fourth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the fifth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Five good reviews! (update soon!)
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the sixth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the seventh day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the eighth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Axel in every other fan fic,(got it memorized?)
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the ninth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
A guy getting pregnant,
Axel in every other fan fic,
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the tenth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
A really random character death,
A guy getting pregnant,
Axel in every other fan fic,
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the eleventh day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Saix being a kiss-ass,
A really random character death,
A guy getting pregnant,
Axel in every other fan fic,
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the twelfth day of the month, a fan girl gave to me;
Saix being a kiss-ass,
Marluxia being absolutely FABULOUS,
A really random character death,
A guy getting pregnant,
Axel in every other fan fic,
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
On the final day of the month, a fan girl gave to me,
STEREOTYPES!
Saix being a kiss-ass,
Marluxia being absolutely FABULOUS,
A really random character death,
A guy getting pregnant,
Axel in every other fan fic,
OC's (cough) Mary Sues,
A story without a real plot,
Five good reviews!
Lots and lots of stupid Zemyx,
Shitty high school fan fics,
Kairi being a bitch,
And a really poorly made sex filled one shot.
Roxas gave a huge sigh of relief once it was over and winked to slash. He then looked to the crowd and smiled, expecting something of an encore.
"So," he said, "what do you think?"
The crowd threw hot sauce and rocks at him.
Slash almost threw some sause at the kid, but decided to use his top hat instead.
The end.
Yeah, I was that bored...
