On the first day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the second day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee

On the third day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Seven loads of washing,

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Eight rounds of hunting,

Seven loads of washing,

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Nine Uther's glaring,

Eight rounds of hunting,

Seven loads of washing,

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Ten knights a-taunting,

Nine Uther's glaring,

Eight rounds of hunting,

Seven loads of washing,

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Eleven stables mucking,

Ten knights a-taunting,

Nine Uther's glaring,

Eight rounds of hunting,

Seven loads of washing,

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

Prince Arthur gave to me

Twelve druids plotting,

Eleven stables mucking,

Ten knights a-taunting,

Nine Uther's glaring,

Eight rounds of hunting,

Seven loads of washing,

Six feet a-tripping,

Five bellowing yells,

Four extra chores,

Three cursed swords,

Two childish pouts,

A headache with a scrapped knee!