Hello! This is my first fanfic but I still want reviews and criticism. The story is about Abe and his gayness for Waka. Lol! The characters will probably be ooc or something. Especially Waka. But that will be explained in later fics. Onward, to my fanfic!


Chapter 1: The New Trooper

"I'm just saying Ma chérie, I don't really trust that Rao. I think it's because of...well uh...let's just say that 'the mountains are too big for the valley...'" Waka spoke to the divine wolf who was half-asleep. He shifted uncomfortably because of what he said.

"We don't care what you think, you bi-" Issun angrily shouted. Sometimes he just hated that prophet.

"Okay, okay! No need to go that far, my little bouncing friend!" Waka said a little seriously for once. "Well, Au revoir!"

"Bah! C'mon Ammy! Let's go!" Issun woke up said wolf with his loud and obnoxious voice, watching that half-baked prophet disappear in a cloud of sparkles.


The man was just staring at where the wolf and green bug were standing. His black hair was swaying in the wind of Sei-An breeze. Actually, the Capitol has been poisoned by a mysterious fog or mist so...the breeze was probably coming from Taka Pass.

He soon felt another breeze, "Bonjour mon amie!"

"Oh um...uh h-hey Waka..." The man blushed slightly.

"You ready?" Waka asked.

"Um...not quite, just hold on a sec', soon-to-be-captain!" The man yelled from across the hall of the headquarters.

Waka yelled back from afar,"Don't be too sure about that nickname! You'll never know if you will get in, Abe!"

Abe ran and finally found his friend among the crowd." Kamo, hey!" He called as the other man turned around not looking all that surprised.

"So, I see you actually came after all. I thought you were kidding."

"Nope!" Abe said cheerfully. "So tell me Kamo. What did you do to become a Tao Trooper?"

Kamo was silent for a while as if having a flashback that was as horrible as having constipation for the first time in twenty years. Why the hell is he asking me this,thought Kamo. Kamo then said in a voice as if feeling sorry for his younger friend,"Abe... I'm so sorry... You're probably going to have a harder time than I already did..." He paused," I'll leave you with this piece of advice though: just take it easy, don't worry, and take this step by step..."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Abe asked Kamo.

"Oh, you'll know what I mean soon" Kamo reassured his younger friend with a sly smile. He put back on his "awesome" mask— as Abe called it.

"Hurry up, Abe!" He heard Waka call all the way from the entrance to where he and Kamo were (which was pretty far).

"Coming!" Abe soluted his older friend and ran to the entrance where Waka was.


Waka was just standing there when Abe came all out of breath.

"Here... I... Am... C-captain..."

"Don't be so sure. I'm not your captain yet. Now, go back to where you were. I'll be there too." Waka then disappeared like the way he did in front of the wolf and green bug. Abe soon spotted his "soon-to-be-captain, where Kamo was.

"WHAT?! I HAVE TO GO BACK THERE?! AGAIN?!"


"Great! Now I have to go all the way back there! Again!" Abe sighed and ran back.

"Good! Your here. Now, come." Waka led Abe to his room.

Abe's eyes widened a little and blushed. "Wha-what are w-we doing in your r-room?", the boy questioned.

"Take off your clothes..." Waka said and pointed to Abe's clothes. Simple commoner kimono and pants.

Abe blushed deeper as many things were reeling on in his dirty, dirty mind. No... No he wouldn't... Would he...? He won't... Maybe... What am I thinking...?!

"Are you going to take them off or not?" Waka interrupted Abe's disturbing thoughts. Thank Amaterasu, he did.

Y... Yeah, I will..." The boy blushed even more. If it were possible. Waka turned around and tossed him what looked like a lavender kimono with 2 purple puff balls, and a darker purple hakama.

"I-I'm done..."

Waka who was still turned around, ...was giggling? Now that's wierd... He turned around, putting a hand over his mouth to try to suppress his odd laughter. "Okay, come." He struggled to say from laughing.

"I feel ridiculous..." Abe had the sound of shame in his voice.

Waka was still giggling slightly. "That's the point... Heh... Heh..." Waka and Abe was strolling around the city, in the commoner's quarters. The sick and the weak were even laughing at Abe. They got hurt in the process though. "Lets go show the queen!" Waka said excitedly.

Abe looked confused for a second. "Wait... Isn't Queen Himiko praying?"

"Oui, but you know how much she likes moi, right?" Abe found a conceded look on Waka's face.

Abe didn't know any of Waka's other language. Hardly anyone did. But that was yet another reason why Waka was Abe's little crush. "Erm... What does 'oui' mean?"

The man with the hat mumbled something that sounded like..." Baka..."

Oh, Waka did not just say that. Abe is many things, but he's not stupid. "I am not stupid!" Waka just smirked and kept on walking ahead. They met up with Rao in the Aristrocratic quarter.

"Hello Waka. Abe." Rao said as both guys were staring at her "melons".

Waka whispered to Abe, in a voice that only he can hear. "I don't trust Rao that much anymore. I don't know why. I think that it's because of her you-know-what got larger. It is bigger than last time!"

The priestess interrupted. "Um... Guys?" She blushed about a second later. "Oh, so I see Abe is going to be a Tao Trooper!" She smiled. "Good luck, Abe!" She winked at them and left before they can say anything.

"Okaaay? Akward..." The two boys said at the exact same time. That really was akward...