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Chapter 1
In the Home For Infinite Losers there was a cavern, and in that cavern were three evil tyrants or, if you prefer, three losers who got killed.
The cavern was decorated with posters saying "DIE GOHAN DIE" and in the middle was a large stone table with a polished top and four rocks on the sides to serve as chairs.
"I like what you done with the place Cell," said the tyrant called Frieza "Certainly an improvement from last week when Buu-"
"Shut up woman!" snarled Buu.
"I am not a woman!" snapped Frieza "I am a-"
"A combination of both?" said Cell, standing right behind the two bickering los- er, tyrants.
In vain Buu crossed his hands over his mouth to stop laughing, only to explode with laughter.
"Shut up!" snarled Frieza "I believe you wanted to show us something?
"Yes" said Cell "An escape route."
This time Frieza joined in Buu's laughter. Cell simply frowned at the tyrants, walked over and smacked Frieza round the head, causing Buu to laugh even harder.
"Just shove that stone aside." said Cell, with unusual calm.
"Now where's the fun in that?" mutters Frieza, blowing a hole in the wall, revealing a exit.
"You didn't have to blow a great fucking big hole in the wall." growled Cell angrily.
"This is a shit hole" mutters Buu "Literally."
"Abandoned sludge hole" shrugs Cell. "Leads to the Earth, take it or leave it."
"Fine, but only if we bring King Cold" said Buu, with an evil grin on his face.
Cell's eyes widened and paled at the thought of bringing King Kold. Frieza's father has a strange crush Cell, something that Cell himself finds disturbing. Escaping with him is suggesting that he live as a Z Fighter.
"Fine" grumbled Cell "But Frieza's taking care of him."
"What?! You're the one he has a crush on!" snaps Frieza.
"Well this is payback for having us getting covered with shit." Says Buu casually.
"Fine" grumbles Frieza "Let's just go."
How was that? Please R&R!
