The curtain goes up, revealing the Loud House living room. Lincoln walks in and looks to the readers.

"So, you're never gonna believe me. No one in their right mind could ever possibly believe me. But what I'm about to tell you is true. 100% true. So, it all started the day before my sister Lori got married."

"Lincoln!," a female voice calls from another room, but he ignores it for now.

"The day that I had? I'm talking mind-bending."

"Lincoln."

"Bananas."

"Lincoln."

"Absolutely- -"

"Lincoln."

"What?"

He turned his head and saw Lori standing next to him.

"Hey Linc!"

Lincoln turned to the readers, "This is Lori," he turned back to Lori, "I'm in the middle of a story here."

"I know. I'm being supportive."

"Lori!"

"Fine! I'm going," she walked out of the room.


Music started playing in the background as Lincoln turned back to the readers.

Just one day, that's all I need

Just a day without her nagging

Just one day, I beg, I plead

But the drag just keeps on dragging

While I wish for just one Monday or a Friday to be free

Free to read and play and party and be messy and be me

All I ask is for twelve hours to live my life my way

Just one simple, awesome, crazy, kickass day

Lincoln frowned as he watched Lori work in the kitchen.

One more day, she's on my back

She's been riding me forever

On my faults and all I lack

And all I, oh whatever

'Cause I'm lazy and I'm average and I'm sloppy for a start

And I know she'd like a brother who was handsome, cool and smart

And I know she's frickin' perfect, but I'll never be that way

Not for a single, solitary day

Lincoln walked off, and Lori walked in with a clipboard and faced the readers.

Tomorrow is the wedding and tonight is the rehearsal

And there is no room for error, I mean not one flaw

We've got guests in just ten hours

Fix the tables, trim the flowers

I want beauty and perfection

I want total awe

Leni walked in with a magazine in her hands. She held it up for everyone to see.

And with Weddings Magazine here for a feature on the scene here

The business is depending on this one success

Lori put a hand on Leni's shoulder.

Now breath, but thank you, Leni

And in fact, that is the story

So get moving, move this produce and remove this mess

Leni ran off and quickly got to work.

Lori turned back to the readers and smiled.

Just one day is all I want

With my family united

Fears at bay

No fights, no taunts

Just the twelve of us delighted

I mean look, I love my sibs, I love my work, I love my life

And I love my fiancé and in a day, I'll be his wife

And I'll throw the perfect wedding and I'll throw the bride's bouquet

And we'll have one happy, loving, family day

Lincoln was trying to eat breakfast, but Luan kept using Mr. Coconuts to mimic everything he said.

"Lori, Luan is puppeting me again!"

Lori glanced at him and frowned as she turned back to the readers.

One more day, he'll fight and fuss

When his joy is all I'm after

It's been a long tough time for us

Now it's time to hear some laughter

'Cause I only want him happy and well, punctual and clean

But he mumbles and he grumbles every time he speaks with me

He's bright and so in cycle, but those traits aren't on display

Well, not lately, often, ever

Not today

Lori walked back into the kitchen, and Lincoln quickly turned to the readers.

"Ok, really fast. Tonight is The Hunt. It's an epic scavenger hunt and, I really wanna win. There's just one issue..."

Just one day, that's all I seek

And I have been asking nicely

Just one day, it's not a week

It's a night to speak precisely

And The Hunt is not a stunt, it's my one shot at fame

To be someone who is something, not just what's-his-name?

If I'm in it, I can win it

If she'd only say ok

We'd be off and running, gunning for one fun and perfect day

Lincoln goes to ask Lori, but she's busy talking to several other people.

"Lori? Lori? LORI!"

Lori turned to Lincoln and put her hand up.

Listen kid, it's not the time

No, that apron is a crime

And that sea bass isn't fresh, it's three days dead

Lincoln closed his eyes and put his hands behind his back.

Lori, I really need to know if I can- -

He opened his eyes and saw that Lori had walked away.

Wait, now where'd she go?

God, I'll never draw her focus from the bread

Several people start singing over each other. After a while, they get to the end of the song.

For one...

Stressful!

Perfect!

Busy!

Winning!

Anxious!

Stellar!

Hig-stakes!

Kickass!

Do or die...

Crazy day!