I don't own Gilmore girls or the characters. It's all just a hobby. This piece may have SPOILERS so beware
"Just try it."
"No!"
"Come on"
"There is no way I'm putting that in my mouth."
"Lorelei.... Wait that was..." Luke Danes didn't even get to finish his sentence before Lorelei Gilmore replied with her usual response.
"DIRTY!" she shrieked jumping up from the table.
"Come on, it's good for you." Luke pleaded.
"It's green," She replied as she sat back down at the other end of the table. "and it looks like a tree."
"It does not, and it's supposed to be green." Luke growled as he inwardly laughed at their usual banter.
"Actually it does and that makes it funny... and fun." She laughed. "ok, one bite." She finally succumbed and took the piece of broccoli and placed it in her mouth after smelling it; which caused a look of triumph to cross Luke's face. "BLECH! It's GROSS!" Lorelei screamed as she ran to the bathroom. As the broccoli made it's reappearance in the trash can Lorelei heard her phone ringing in the kitchen. "Luke... will you get that?" she called back as she rinsed the foul taste out of her mouth. "Unless the ID says 'Satan's Henchwoman' in which case prepare yourself for doom...." She continued her tirade while back in the kitchen Luck picked up the phone, whose number he didn't recognize.
"Hello?" he said as he picked it up.
"Uh... hello?" A vaguely familiar voice on the other line answered. "I think I.... who is this?" they asked slightly flustered.
"Well it's Lorelei Gilmore's phone, but she just ate something healthy and is now spraying whipped cream into her mouth on the off chance that a small amount of actual nutrient happened to penetrate her overly caffeinated blood stream." He ranted.
"Ah... got it." The voice answered. "So, again who is this?"
"Hey! I heard that!" Lorelei retorted as she grabbed the phone before look could answer. "It tasted GROSS I needed something to take the taste away." She pointed out as she put the phone to her ear and sat on Luke's lap. "Hello, this is Lorelei."
"You know Lor, contrary to whatever the voices in your head tell you healthy food will not kill you."
"Chistopher?!" She exclaimed jumping up in shock.
"It's good to hear your voice too." He answered sarcastically. "So who was the guy that answered the phone? Are you on a date?"
"God, you sound like Emily." She replied in an annoyed tone and she began to pace the room. "Rory's not here, but she should be home this weekend. If your lucky and pray to several religious deities you might be able to get her on her cell phone." She told him as she came back over to a very perturbed looking Luke and sat back down on his lap.
"Actually I was trying to get a hold of you." Chris answered.
"Why?" She replied not trying to hide the annoyance in her voice.
"Well..." he taunted. "go out side."
"What?!." She answered jumping up again. "No Christopher, that is not even close to funny." She said as she walked to the front door with Luke in hot pursuit. When she opened the door her jaw dropped... "Christopher." She said in a whisper.
