Sasuke Uchiha was walking through the woods, on his way back from a mission. And it had been one hell of a mission. Three hours of Naruto yelling "I'm fucking starving!" and Sakura saying in return "Shut up Naruto! Nobody cares that you're hungry!
"And nobody cares that you're breathing." Sasuke thought, in his disgust at Sakura.
Now he was looking forward to a cup of coffee back at home. But then he heard a strange noise that sounded like two people arguing . So he went to see what it was.
He wasn't surprised to see Kabuto and Yoroi. He had come just soon enough to hear Yoroi yell
"You know what? The hell, just forget it!" and walk off.
Kabuto was just standing there, so Sasuke came over and asked "What's his problem?"
"He's all pissed off again." Kabuto said.
Now Sasuke was curious. "So why do you guys always argue, anyway ?"
"I don't know, that's just how it is." Kabuto said " That's not how it used to be."
"Really? And how was that? Come to think of it , when was that ?" Sasuke asked.
"A long time ago. . ."
Two years earlier. . .
"Hey Yoroi, me and Misumi are gonna go to iHop, Wanna come?" Kabuto asked.
"No thanks, I know better than to go to iHop with Misumi. He has one cup of their stupid coffee and he'll
go crazy and get all pissed off at anything." Yoroi said.
"Whatever." Kabuto said. "I'll bring you back a funnel cake."
Half an hour later, Yoroi's phone rang. "Yeah?" he answered.
"Hey Yoroi, its Kabuto. I need you to come get me."
"Why what happened?" Yoroi asked.
"Well Misumi had some coffee, I told him that his glasses were crooked, and then he got pissed off and left me by the freeway, in a pink sun dress and no underwear."
"What?" Yoroi said.
"He left me by the freeway and—
Kabuto was cut off by Yoroi's hysterical laughter.
"Y-Yoroi don't be a dick, I need you to come get me."
Yoroi tried not to laugh. "Okay but, how am I supposed to find you?"
"I'll be the guy with grey hair and glasses, standing by the freeway IN A PINK DRESS AND NO UNDERWEAR!!"
This time Yoroi fell to the floor, laughing his ass off.
About twenty minutes later he drove up to the freeway. He had on a lacey blue jumper.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Kabuto asked.
"Well I didn't want you to feel like a total idiot." Yoroi said.
"Uh, thanks Yoroi."
"Don't worry about it." Yoroi said.
Present day. . .
"So— what happened?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, as we got older there were more responsibilities to take, we had to be more serious about life, and things changed." Kabuto said.
"So you're not friends just because you grew up?"
"It's not that simple, things can't just be the same after all that's happened."
"If you two really were best friends, then growing up shouldn't have to change that." Sasuke started to walk off. "It's not over, you know." Sasuke said. "Things could still be the way they used to be."
Later Kabuto saw Yoroi, doing nothing really important, and thought about what Sasuke had said.
"Yoroi." He yelled.
"What do you want Kabuto?" Yoroi called back.
Forget it. Kabuto thought. Things couldn't ever be the same. We're different people now.
"What?" Yoroi said.
"You're a bastard." Kabuto said.
"Yeah? Well fuck you four-eyes!" Yoroi yelled.
THE END
