Hi ^^ This is just a random Naruto fanfiction I decided to write. I'll try get to 101. Feel free to criticize or compliment
1. I am not allowed to eat any members of the Akatsuki [ For Zetsu, of course ]
Zetsu was sitting on a chair, very hungry. The fridge was empty, mainly because one day he got so hungry he demolished the fridge. No, seriously. All that were left were pityful amounts of metal and a human leg left, which had rotted so he maturaly decided not to eat it. His instincts were starting to take over. Everytime one of the members walked past, he would have the urge to jump up and and eat them. He even locked himself in the closet to prevent any blood being spilt.
The next day, Zetsu was so hungry he ate his way out of the closet and went on a rampage to find food.
" Sempai, is Tobi a good boy? " Tobi asked Deidara. Deidara didn't get to answer because he soon found his new home; Zetsu's enormous flytrap.
" LET ME OUTTA HERE YOU *bleeping* *bleeeeep* * bleep * * bleeeeep * * bleeeeeeeep * "
2. I am not allowed to give Kakuza the wrong idea. That is all.
" Kakuza, can I borrow your pillow? I promise to givd it ba- " Kisame started
" NO ONE TOUCHES MY MONEY! "
" What? I said pillo- "
" NO! IT IS MY MONEY!
" Huh? "
" DON'T YOU DARE TAKE IT OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO SUSHI! "
Kisame turned silent after that.
3. I am not allowed to let Tobi get his hands on a fire truck, or matchsticks
" Sempai? Is Tobi a good boy? "
" No. " Deidara said for the 100th time in the past minute.
" Is Tobi a good boy? "
" No. "
" Is Tobi a good boy? "
" NO FOR GODS SAKE! WHAT PART OF NO CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? "
" Is Tobi a good boy? "
Deidara fumed.
" So I- "
" NO! " Deidara yelled.
Tobi slunk away, grinning. [i]So I can't borrow your matchsticks and firetruck?[/i] he finished in his head
10 minutes later...
" TTTOOOBBBIII! " The Akatsuki screamed, except for Zetsu, who was too busy mourning for his flowers.
4. I am not allowed to steal Itachi's pink nail polish, or blackmail Zetsu to steal it for me
" ZZetsu! We need your help. I will give you chewy people after. "
" [i]What for?[/i] " White Zetsu asked eagerly. [b]" What are you going to make us do? Steal Itachi's nail polish? Pfft. "[/b] Black Zetsu said.
" Well, actually, yes. " Hidan said, jumping out from nowhere.
" [i]OK.[/i] [b]NO WAY![/b] [i]But, our reward is chewy people.[/i] "
" You have no choice. We will force you to eat konnyaku and jelly if you refuse. "
Zetsu gasped. "[b] Fine.[/b] [i]Definately![/i] "
15 minutes later...
" MY PINK NAIL POLISH! PINKY, WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! " Itachi cried.
5. I am not allowed to blackmail Kisame by threatening to turn him into sushi
" Oi. Kisame. Give me the salt. " Hidan said.
" No. " Kisame replied, finishing his fish.
" Why? "
" Because I'm not your slave "
" IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME THIS *BLEEPING* INSTANCE, I WILL TURN YOU INTO *BLEEPING* BLUE SUSHI! "
Kisame passed him the salt quickly.
I do not own Naruto - Kishimoto Masashi does ^^
