A brief snippet of something that is so totally wrong and should never be taken seriously. Ever.
Of course I don't own any of it.
Snape was furious. "Headmaster, you cannot possibly be serious," he hissed. "Evita?"
"Whyever not?" Dumbledore popped yet another lemon drop into his mouth.
Snape, whose mother had taught him never to take candy from a stranger, declined the offer before it could be made. "Perhaps your average dunderhead can't interpret theatre to save his life."
"You underestimate them."
"You underestimate their parents. Have you ever seen Evita? It might as well be the love story of Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy."
"So cast Draco. -- I did mention that you would direct, yes?"
Snape gritted his teeth. "Repeatedly. Which is sure to drive the students away, thank Merlin."
"Except for your Slytherins. Problem solved."
"No... not entirely."
"Whatever else, Severus?"
He fidgeted. He sighed. He rolled his eyes. Finally: "Couldn't you have found a Sondheim?"
