To Pricks of the wizarding world,
By now I have been missing for 6 months and you have all been frantically looking for me because you expect me to save your sorry arses from Voldemort. I really do wish you luck in your endeavours because looking at it realistically the whole wizarding world collectively has a brain the size of a goldfish.
I have read and received all of the letters that have been sent to me and the most common question is "Why did I leave?" I feel like you all shouldn't have to ask that question because the answer is quite obvious but I shall answer the question anyway to satisfy your small brains. I left because all of you even my "friends" expected me to save all your sorry arses. Also because just being around the wizarding world decreases your IQ by ten points each time someone opens their mouths and more bullshit falls out. You lack common sense which you so desperately need. Even the muggle borns and Half-bloods raised by muggle's have no common sense and it is shameful.
I have left you to the capable hands of Voldemort for you to either die or for him to bring the magical world back to its former glory.
Voldemort, I give you full permission for you to do as you please to the wizarding world so long as you leave the muggle world alone. They have no idea about magic and will continue not knowing as long as you don't let the magical world continue on as it is.
From
Lord Harrison Potter-Black
