December 23, 2012
--Just a little version of what I think The Movie 2012 should be about. I own nothing from the movie or event.
It is December 23, 2012 at the United Nations with the meeting of the 3 Nations if there are still any last minute diseasters to be prepared for. " Okay, okay everyone calm down! We have a special speaker",says Steve the chairman. The speaker goes to the center of the room," I told the American chairman three years ago that a meteor was headed towards the earth", says Neal the Moonman. After neal leaves the room, everyone hears steve laughing like someone had just said a funny joke.
Steve stops laughing, fixes his tie and asks if anyone has any questions; the leader for the "Pirate Nation" Tom the Pirate raises his hand ." You mean you knew about a meteor from your moon man that no one knew about ?, " Well since there were only three world leaders we thought it would better to wait.
Finally Eddy the eskimo yells" Revolt" causing Tom to get his pirates to attack, while Steve gets his cane out and they all attack each other . After everyone has killed each other neal comes back to report the meteor has arrived to destroy the earth .
The End ?
Confused, but it was better it in script form. The meteor part is from the movie Armegeddon, and don't own that either.
